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uebquauntbez ,

F**k! There was a huge battle in my living room. Bible tells us ‘From dust to dust’ and - what should i tell you - hundreds were killed between my sofa and the wall.

/s

tacosanonymous ,

I like that giants’ teeth don’t have roots. That’s probably why they’re everywhere.

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Gosh, what a complete dummy! Other than the incisor on the left, those are obviously all just ordinary rocks! Lulz!

modifier ,

Nanu Nanu Center Star

some_guy ,

Stone Henge is proof of the giants in the bible. They’re teeth from those giants.

i’m /s shut up

DarkCloud ,

I’m a doctor, I confirm these are hominid teeth.

thefartographer ,

All white sand is fish poop and rocks are ancient teeth

uebquauntbez ,

You forgot: Mostly our drinking water was (is) dinosaurs (and many others species) piss.

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9e5a36f2-1295-4921-8f4b-03e3a6258181.jpeg

If only 🤔

dariusj18 ,

Are we sure this isn’t just larping?

Gullible ,

Or trying to sell garbage to fools.

SendMePhotos ,

Hey do you guys want to buy a pet rock?

CM400 ,

I missed the title, so I thought this was just a wholesome meme and then it took a WILD turn.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

with my sons

Fuck, he has multiplied

terry_jerry ,

I was gunna comment that this man might have strayed a bit far from his main quest line, but he signed off on that post as “Center Star” so I think it’s safe to say he’s right on track.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

So those are just normal rocks right? Why does he think they’re teeth? Is that just a fun story he made up for his kids maybe?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He wouldn’t be posting it in a group about “giants” if it was just a fun story for his kids.

bstix ,

He’s trolling the group then. This is clearly a dad having fun with the kids.

Volkditty ,

I’d like to believe that, too, but the line between “clever troll” and “actual idiot” is hard to discern.

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

They’re a group admin

Burninator05 ,

Maybe he’s trolling them? I’m probably being to generous…

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I think you are, yes.

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

There is a cross section of Christian fundies who think that the earth was covered in giants because of David and Goliath.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I think that’s more a Nephilim thing but honestly, who knows with those people?

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Well yeah, but Goliath is the giant most people have heard of.

SendMePhotos ,

Poes law?

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, you sweet summer child. Would that it were.

kat_angstrom ,

Are all rocks actually teeth, or are all teeth actually rocks?

federalreverse ,

You can test by applying the minty paste with a little brush: If it foams, it’s a tooth.

LaserTurboShark69 ,

Absolutely

Volkditty ,

Probably.

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