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FlyingSquid ,
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Pay for your fucking kids, asshole.

finley ,

and the judge is going to be all like, “so, you have money to pay bail and to get your car out of impound-- obviously, you can pay child support, asshole!”

Wogi ,

Probably for the best that he’s not in their life

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He doesn’t need to be in their life. Just his money.

Bassman1805 ,

SO MUCH of the SovCit BS is dudes trying to get out of child support. I used to wonder why even the True Believers didn’t call these guys out for being assholes, but then seeing how often it’s about avoiding child support, I realized it’s because these groups are composed in large part by OTHER dudes trying to do the same thing, of course they’re not gonna call the other guy out.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And, of course, they’re already duplicitous people because they’re trying to get out of even financial parental responsibility. They want to leave whoever they knocked up high and dry.

son_named_bort ,

If he paid his child support then his car wouldn’t have been towed. There’s a life lesson there.

Catoblepas ,

“Worst day of my life,” proceeds to list nothing but problems entirely of his own creation. I wish my life had so few problems that I had the time to invent some for myself.

OopsOverbombing ,

Don’t misquote him. He said "worse day of my life"

Crazyslinkz ,

… so far.

L0rdMathias ,

Lawful Living is a pretty weak alignment. Lawful Dead or Chaotic Undead are both stronger options tbh.

crawancon ,

I’m assuming spawn or Kevin bacon from RIPD would align to chaotic undead. (if they qualify as undead)

Okokimup ,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

Still better than Neutral Comatose.

NegativeInf ,

About a third of this is just incomprehensible to me. Like, some of that third is words, but I just can’t parse it.

There’s no way this man is competent enough to be judged in a court of law.

MentallyExhausted ,

Are you not the legal natural persons?

blackbrook ,

I hat no my foundation.

Ilovethebomb ,

This is actually quite coherent compared to most of the content on FB.

crawancon ,

that’s like not lawful living.

that’s relatively unlawful living.

darn near anarchychess

stinerman ,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

Funny? I guess you had to be there.

maxenmajs ,
@maxenmajs@lemmy.world avatar

I wasn’t parking my car in that spot clearly marked by a “no parking” sign. I was storing it.

i_stole_ur_taco ,

It wasn’t parked, it was untravelling.

metaStatic ,

If you use the system you have to pay for the system.

There are sovereign individuals out there, but you only hear about these brain donors because anyone who doesn't notice that sovereign citizen is an oxymoron is just the regular kind of moron.

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