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over_clox ,

My dad left like 10 years ago for milk and eggs. He came home in an urn. ☹️

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Milk and eggs for a fast shrinking diet. Noted.

over_clox ,

Not like I really cared to give any details, but aside from his prior existing health issues, he basically died from swallowing grits and eggs that were way too hot and he basically boiled his esophagus.

What’s worse is that he was old and stubborn and refused to go to the hospital for like 5 months, and he spent the last month of his life finally in the hospital, but way too late. ☹️💀

TL;Please Don’t Read - Make damn sure your food ain’t too hot.

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

TL;DR Hot meals can cook you.

I wonder if he was following the logic that a recursive addition of heat can cleanse him from growing gut pains.

over_clox ,

He was half paranoid and didn’t trust doctors. He was hoping that enough rest time and drinking Ensure would allow him time to heal on his own.

And I wasn’t allowed to call an ambulance, he slept on a couch packed with guns and straight up told me he’d shoot emergency people if I called them without his authorization…

Yeah, he was a bit eccentric, to say the least.

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Good god, it’s great you are still alive to print it.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

how hot was that???

zurohki ,

Plot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that’s why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dad is the monster.

VitulusAureus ,

And OP is the blind girl.

orivar ,

Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan

kusivittula ,

being followed in the forest at night is a special kind of scary. even when you know it’s your imagination.

troglodytis ,

Shia LaBeouf

ScrotusMaximus ,

Quiet. Quiet…

Brickhead92 ,

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he’s gaining on you!

Kolanaki ,
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Oh no. I’m lost in the woods at night. I hope a spooky werewolf doesn’t come and get me.

Flax_vert ,

Instance doesn’t check out

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