The only solution to get out of this is to pretend to be flamboyant and treat it like you use that phase everywhere.
“This chocolate is so good let’s have sex” and “thank you for these extra napkins we should have sex”. Say it everywhere. To mailmen. To your boss. To dogs.
Yeah she travels to LA to figure out some stuff that happened in the past, and another cop (played by Rob McElhenny, most famous for playing Mac on It’s Always Sunny) is super helpful and showing her around and eventually loses his patience and just asks point blank whether they’re going to have sex. Confirming that he was just being nice in the hopes of being able to bang.
That depends on a whole lot more existential philosophy than I care to type about on a phone, but I guess you can just ask yourself if it’s a crime against your moral authority of choice if no one remembers it.