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zurohki ,

I realise it’s a joke and the details are irrelevant, but an EV is probably going to take weeks to drain its battery just sitting on in the garage. Days if it’s running the A/C.

Moving the vehicle costs so much energy that it’s a bit shocking how long an EV battery lasts if you use it for things other than driving.

cybermass ,

Insert rivian truck literal plugs for bench saws and other light construction equipment.

TootSweet ,

I only use my Tesla for powering my washer and dryer.

(/s. I wouldn’t let a Tesla occupy any space I owned or controlled.)

RvTV95XBeo ,

Even still, my EV could run the electric dryer for 12h straight on the highest settings. Washer is a rounding error in that estimate. It takes a lot to use up am EV battery.

ZarkleFarkle ,

A Yellow Canary Program created with Red Dwarf quantum geometries is highly powerful and its own advanced Turing complete coding system.

youRFate ,

Ye, my car has regular household outlets, I calculated it could power my pc setup for about 18 days (in ideal conditions).

elvith ,

Wasn’t there a problem with Teslas, that you cannot open the doors when the battery is drained?

In that case… mission accomplished (somewhat, but slower and more painful)?!

crawancon ,

teslas are always on… so he’s like full stupid.

ZarkleFarkle ,

Servers with corporate versions of System32 are always on and sometimes crashing, too.

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AlexWIWA ,

Don’t catalytic converters make even ICE cars take forever for this now too? Well, depending on how sealed the garage is

Arbiter ,

Oh hey, the venture brothers did this joke.

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