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MattWalsh OP , (edited )
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I would once again like to reiterate my proposed solution to such problems: sh.itjust.works/comment/12938708

Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who’ll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don’t have to leave the bed

Totally unrelated to this but I’d just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft

ArmoredThirteen ,

I was fooling around with a dom the other month who said they’ve had multiple first dates where people drink their pee. So they definitely exist, I second this as a viable solution

HootinNHollerin , (edited )

I went to dry my clothes one Sunday morning. A roommate’s drunk friend had pissed in the dryer. The craziest part is it was a girl so she had to crouch and squeeze her ass in there over the door which folded downwards

lmaydev ,

I had a friend at uni who was a wandering drunk pisser. It was incredibly shit haha

Notable ones I remember are in my wardrobe and on my other friends laptop

KingJalopy ,

Same here. Dude pissed on my couch and my guitar amp once.

RecluseRamble ,

Believable. Someone I knew had white floorstanding speakers. Once, wasted, he mistook them for the toilet and puked on them.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Go on. What colour are the speakers.

polonius-rex ,

how did they know the light turned off when they closed the door if the door was clsoed

Skipcast ,

Because it’s no longer lighting up the room

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

🤯

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

WHAT IS IT ABOUT DRUNK PEOPLE AND PISSING IN FRIDGES

midnight_puker ,
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Once I got so drunk that I opened up my closet and pissed into my laundry hamper.

cmder ,

I love the fact they posted in food & cooking :D

bionicjoey ,

It’s relevant because fridge 😂

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