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mydoomlessaccount ,

You’re a Stardew NPC, and you just got looked up on the wiki. Did they also inexplicably know exactly where to find you at 3:00 PM on a Wednesday?

Kolanaki ,
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I am one of those NPCs that was given a schedule routine, but I only exist to serve as padding out the size of the town and have no function other than of being part of the local aesthetic.

Retrograde ,
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I think the devs forgot to program my routine so I keep finding myself t-posing in the bathroom

Anarki_ ,

Same

zerofk ,

Occasionally a player may follow you around. They’re just curious how long your routine is, they’ll stop when they get bored.

Kusimulkku ,

I don’t mind that, it’s when they quicksave that I start sweating

Sotuanduso ,

And yet nothing ever happens, what are you worried about?

Also, do your pockets feel lighter?

TexasDrunk , (edited )

I get it. I’m the guy in old 8 bit RPGs who hiccups to show that he’s drunk and sometimes says nonsense.

therealjcdenton ,

Your name made me think you had a bunch of reddit awards for your comment

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