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Macaroni_ninja ,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

Put a conveyor belt on the floor which can go both directions, plus some great tunes. Like Mama from Spice Girls

thatKamGuy ,

…or like that Jamiroquai music video!

groupofcrows ,

Not sure about bigger but you can make it “classier” with a Trump chandelier.

MAGAt voter, probably.

Hathaway ,

We don’t need to bring these people up at every opportunity.

LarmyOfLone ,
dumbass ,

Paint the walls with vantablack and you won’t be able to tell how big the room is or isn’t.

umbraroze ,

Put a plaque on the door saying “execution chamber”
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FQQD ,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

mirrors.

667 ,
@667@lemmy.radio avatar

Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.

cyborganism ,

Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.

Ephera ,

Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that…

Ziglin ,

How about emissive walls? (Ideally bright enough to blind you)

lemming ,

Yes. Behind the toilet.

secretsoundwave ,

Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.

pelya ,

They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.

MadMadBunny ,

Holy shit

Anticorp ,

Enbiggening mirrors!

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Squeezing down a crevice to poop

Stride down a hallway like Dio, alongside my infinite alternate selves, synchronizing perfectly as we sit upon the porcelain throne

Bonus points if it’s plain black tile to the right or left (don’t need mirrors for that part), but a mirror prism on the back wall that’ll make it feel like the mirror dimension. It’d kaleidoscope little warped fragments of you as you walk through if you do it just right

VicksVaporBBQrub ,

📃✍️ I’ve been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now… still haven’t found the toilet. I’ve given up hope. Tomorrow I’ll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street…
p.s. - ohh no!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8cdf7a2b-ca0a-4426-be7d-7cef6b8bcc67.jpeg

hOrni ,

How would one even wipe?

FQQD ,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

use the wall

VicksVaporBBQrub ,
supercriticalcheese ,

how did they even constructed the room. I get claustrophobic by looking at it and I didn’t though I was

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Mirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.

VicksVaporBBQrub ,
PeriodicallyPedantic ,

That better be a bidet, because there isn’t enough room to wipe in there

mindbleach ,

Higher ceiling.

xia ,

Good thing that the toilet stopped the walls from closing in!

Professorozone ,

I don’t know…a grenade?

Rolando ,

This would be great for people who are fall risks.

Wooki ,

Jesus. Thats too much room. Add a bed bunk and basin in the wall. You will be able to the tripple the rent as another home.

jackhp95 ,

Ask little john

Macropolis ,

Get some galvanized steel rods and some loose self tapping screws from your aunt’s handbag.

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