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Num10ck ,

i once left a potato in a bag inside of a cupboard and forgot about it, until 6 months later one of its vines pushed open the cupboard door.

ininewcrow ,
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Tap root finds your motionless foot at your computer desk as you endlessly and mindlessly scroll through the internet.

Potato: this will do

Swedneck ,
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irish creation myth

unreachable ,
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Anticorp ,

I love Kurt Russell.

ChillPenguin ,

Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw the potato. The dog kennel scene.

aeronmelon ,

My mom made fun of me when I was a child because I called potatoes tumors instead of tubers.

NO, MOM, I WAS RIGHT!!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Norgur ,
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Kill it with F(r)ire! (okay, this one only works spoken, not written)

gareppa ,
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Resistance is futile

Turd_Ferg ,
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