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Daft_ish ,

And only 6 kms away!

deadbeef79000 ,

Ooh, she might cut herself with that edge.

Shou ,

I thought the point was to cut her date with it.

AgentGrimstone ,

I’m in. When?

PCChipsM922U OP ,
@PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fairly soon… she’s only 6km away.

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

PCChipsM922U OP ,
@PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, I was hoping for stroking maybe…

Rolando ,

“…sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord”?? If my life is worthless, then it’s not really a sacrifice, is it? Please do better, “Danielle, 19”.

PCChipsM922U OP , (edited )
@PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wanna find out? Only 6km away 😊.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Worth it.

SomeGuy69 ,
@SomeGuy69@lemmy.world avatar

The no sex part is a bit disappointing, I’d expect more for my blood sacrifice.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Where is there humor here?

SirQuackTheDuck ,

The humour is in the sweet releasing embrace of death

interdimensionalmeme ,

Sounds nice. I would still fuck her brains out after taking her knife.

JimboDHimbo ,

Fix what? There’s nothing to fix.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Sacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.

PCChipsM922U OP ,
@PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works avatar

You sure? IDK man, you know, you could be sleeping while she slits your throat.

She seems honest to me.

Steamymoomilk ,

Nah you just picky mate,

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

DW all flags will be red after she bathes the world in your blood.

Daft_ish ,

Red flag, but not a deal breaker.

Rascabin ,

6 Killometers away

aeronmelon ,

TIME TO SELL THE HOUSE!

PCChipsM922U OP ,
@PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works avatar

EU males go brrrrrr

Manzas ,

?

kautau ,

refreshes

5 Kilometers away

sukhmel ,

And decreasing…

Mastengwe ,

Sooooooo dArK!

Ilovethebomb , (edited )

These “quirky” bios are a dime a dozen on swipe dating platforms.

Don’t bother with them, they’re not taking things seriously, and aren’t actually interested in you, just there to stroke their ego.

hydroptic , (edited )

they’re not taking things seriously

No shit?

just there to stroke your ego.

… this is such an odd leap of reasoning that I have a feeling you have personal story somewhere in there

PCChipsM922U OP ,
@PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, like how is that strokingmy ego 🤔…

Ilovethebomb ,

Their ego, I meant.

hydroptic ,

Ahh right that definitely makes more sense, although I’m not sure I agree

Ilovethebomb ,

I learnt this through experience, take my word for it. They’re not worth your time.

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

1/10, would not be a human sacrifice again?

hydroptic , (edited )

Weeelll, you have personal experience from what I’m assuming is at most a couple of different “cases”, plus it’s not like we know whether your interpretation of what was going on reflects what happened. Not that I’m saying you’re lying or necessarily even incorrect, mind you, just that taking random people at their word is often inadvisable.

Not that it makes much of a difference to me personally anyhow, it’s not like I have any intention of using Tinder. Never had any good experiences with it when I did try it a few years ago

interdimensionalmeme ,

My sacrifice to the dark one unfulfilled, 1/10, good sex though.

JoShmoe ,

The bios says no sex.

Fal ,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

What’s there to fix?

remotelove ,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

Those fake eyebrows, for starters.

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