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Veneroso ,

“I tolerate you human.”

EffortlessEffluvium ,

She looks delicious!

huquad ,

Mouth watering even

pyre ,

oh, she has thoughts.

she just knows sharing them isn’t in her best interest and this is working out better as it currently is.

AllNewTypeFace ,
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She probably does contemplate how she’d kill and eat you if you were smaller

recursive_recursion , (edited )
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when I saw the thumbnail I thought the cat had a blue wizard/witch’s hat for a sec

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Y’all cat is broken. Mine will sit on my lap and purr uncontrollably, emitting dopamine-releasing frequency. They know how to control us, always 4 step ahead.

jballs ,
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Exactly. I provide food, shelter, catbox cleaning, pets, toys, scratching posts, etc.

They provide a soft rumbling sound.

It’s a fair trade.

MentalEdge ,
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Also, should they be in a mood to be touched, unimaginable softness.

Boxscape , (edited )
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They provide a soft rumbling sound.

And occasionally show you their impression of dough-making, and loaves of bread.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xA_LiFNBAvIAAAAC/cats.gif

funkless_eck ,

mine can’t purr and does a weird heavy breathing thing instead. it’s OK though I still get the dopamine

theangryseal ,

My cat wanders around hissing at anything that moves and threatens the family all day. She’s a devil, except for when she isn’t. That’s at the same time every day, first thing in the morning. She gets on my lap and gives me love and won’t leave me alone or stop following me. Around 10:00 though, every morning, she’s right back to contemplating the murder of every other living thing in the house.

modifier ,

I feel so validated.

jabathekek ,
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In return you may be allowed and/or obliged to give scritches.

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