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lemmy ,

The early days of Internet bullet boards and forums, that focused on one specific niche. Where I stumbled upon the posts from time traveler John Titor or TimeTravel_0. Good times reading those and becoming fascinated with the what if aspect of it all.

xilliah ,

Check out Paul Dienach. It’s interesting how time traveler stories are so rare compared to abduction stories. I guess it just takes that much more effort.

Spacemanspliff ,

The holes start to unravel way faster id imagine.

d3Xt3r ,

El Psy Congroo!

OhmsLawn ,

The Cum Box is the first one that comes to mind. I’d really rather forget that one.

Blubber28 ,

Don’t forget the coconut!

CeruleanRuin ,

So would I but here you are.

Touching_Grass ,

So this kid breaks his arms

flameguy21 ,

Just when I forgot about it

luthis ,

What is the context for this one?

sadbehr ,
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On reddit someone did a “I’ve slept with my mother, AMA.”. The story was he broke his arms and his mother helped ‘relieve him’ and then it progressed.

Exec ,
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JokeDeity ,

I’m not even saying this to be a broken record, but that site is fucking unusable without 3rd party apps. Just tried to read through that thread and it’s pointless, it’s a complete mess. I need like a picture gallery of the comments worth reading from that thread, lol. 😂

DogMuffins ,

Honestly this one really does stick with me. Perversely fascinating.

JokeDeity ,

There are several, but one that kind of haunts my mind is the story from the guy who experienced another life in a blackout and had it all torn apart by that fucking lamp.

Eonandahalf ,

Omg! I’m still thinking about that fucking lamp and that reality is just shaped by what we perceive and relay to our minds.

barry_budapest ,

Link? Haven’t heard of this one

megalodon ,
Interstellar_1 OP ,
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CeruleanRuin ,

Dude got Inner Lighted

RealAccountNameHere ,
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The story of how a woman lost her daughter because the grandmother didn’t believe that the girl’s coconut allergy was real, despite years of watching the parents trying to find out the allergen so that they could stop the girl from winding up in the emergency room. The grandmother kept the kid overnight and used coconut oil on her hair; the child went into anaphylaxis and died.

The mother said that the grandmother begs her to see her other grandchildren, as they’ve now cut ties with her; the mom’s response was, “You can come over when you bring my daughter with you.”

A horrible story of how some people just believe they know better than everyone, including doctors.

stormtrooper ,

Omg that is so sad

JokeDeity ,

I have legitimate fears of letting my fiance’s crazy conservative parents ever have our kids alone. To this day her dad will come out of nowhere with a 10 minute prepared speech about how covid isn’t real, which is always followed by the entire family being silent and wondering to ourselves, “who the fuck even asked you anything at all?”

CeruleanRuin ,

Sounds like that old woman never gave up on her dream of qualifying for a Darwin Award.

BlushedPotatoPlayers ,

The guy with the scat fetish that disappeared the moment his wish started to come true

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

… wut

BlushedPotatoPlayers ,

I think this was it reddit.com/r/confessions/s/cJFm6eRXMi (it’s not for a weak heart)

DharmaCurious ,
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph that poor guy.

I’ve had some “thought I was into this” moments in my life, but thankfully I’ve always started small and worked my way up. Well, with one exception. That was rough. But never anything like that. My God.

XEAL ,
redballooon ,

LOL.

I suspect a creative writing course student, but in the internet you never know.

BlushedPotatoPlayers ,

I don’t think you can make up these kind of things

shinigamiookamiryuu ,
asteriskeverything ,

I was looking for this post! Rent free in my mind for over a decade now.

Highly recommend. Weeb falls in love with a Japanese classmate and asks 4chan for advice. It is a whole saga of cringe.

Elektrobank ,

Chuck Testa

tortina_original ,

John Titor 😂

QubaXR ,
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That hall of fame Reddit thread where a guy announced he will try heroin just one time, then comes back to explain how the experience was and how he will try again. Over the course of many posts we see persons entire life unravel as other posters scream of the top of their lungs for him to stop.

Never figured if it was real or scripted, but hella effective.

sour ,

Oh yea. /u/SpontaneousH was the account. I think about that story every time I read or hear something about Heroin. Even if it’d be fake, this story influenced my view of heroine more than any movie, video or article about it.

Wolf_359 , (edited )

As a recovering heroin addict, I wholeheartedly believe his story. His later stories contained some region-specific drug slang and his post-recovery updates were the perfect amount of mundane and specific for me to recognize exactly the same feelings in myself.

Side note: if you’re watching a movie or TV show, one thing that non-junkie writers never get right is withdrawal. They often show characters skipping withdrawal entirely, or show them mildly sick but still moving through the story without any real issues. Worst case, they’ll show a character being sick and then totally fine after a short time. Huge pet peeve of mine. Really undersells the catch-22 you find yourself in when using heroin.

What withdrawal is actually like is pure, unadulterated misery and suffering for two weeks at minimum, followed by months or even a year of exhaustion, depression, suicidal thoughts, restlessness, and feeling like everything is weird and new. It feels like you’re a reptile that just shed its skin and everything is raw including your emotions and thoughts. Those first two weeks are just nonstop puking, shaking, sweating, an uncontrollable urge to kick and jerk your body, total insomnia, scary and suicidal thoughts, full body aches and pains, and enough self-loathing to last a thousand years.

I made it three months cold turkey once before relapsing. Fucking never again. I honestly don’t know how people quit dope before modern medications like Buprenorphine and Methadone.

Feeling like you want to break the cycle of addiction but knowing you can’t get through the withdrawal is an incredibly scary and traumatic experience.

ohlaph ,

Thanks for sharing your experience.

PlexSheep ,
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Yeah. That was an interesting read.

gothicdecadence ,

Have you watched Euphoria? I’ve never had experience with drugs like that but I feel it’s got representation of addiction and withdrawals. Some recovering addicts say it spoke to them and others say they can’t watch it because it’s too triggering, so I’d totally understand if you haven’t seen it. The special Rue episode in between the two seasons is spectacular at showing a recovering addict trying to talk sense into a struggling one.

ProvokedGamer ,
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And in the posts continuing, he says, “no I’m not addicted. I can stop whenever I want”

phoenixz ,

I recall he disappeared for Multiple years and then came back saying he became a junk, had been in addiction clinics and was finally clean after years.

atrielienz , (edited )

Does it have to be a true story? I love the story about the grandma who knitted a jumper or something for her grand son and accidentally summoned a demon. But she didn’t understand and thought it was her grandson and he -the demon- just hung around an ate sandwiches and kept her company.

The adventures of Todd and Granny it’s called.

cynar ,

Buttered bread-cat array.

Sadly, the original is lost to time, way back in the dial-up internet era. It was originally on the Darwin awards forum. It went on for pages and pages, all written in properly and formally. It was glorious.

The basic premise was 2 fold. 1. Buttered bread always lands butter side down. 2. Cats always land on their feet. Assume both of these as absolute facts. What would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread, butter side up, to the back of a car?

Incidentally, if anyone knows of a copy of the original, I would love to read through it again.

MrFunnyMoustache ,

Wait wait wait! This was an internet story before it became a commercial?

I’m talking about this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc

cynar ,

Correct, by over a decade. That commercial made me quite nostalgic.

SauceBossSmokin ,

The safe

banquo ,

What was in it? Or did we ever get an answer?

Honytawk ,

The body builder forum that forgot how many days are in a week:

forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751…

bleepbloopbleep ,

Gold.

The fact alone that it goes on for 5 pages!! Dudes could have used the time training lol

mouserat ,

I was scrolling, amazed by the ongoing discussion - just to see this has only been page 1/5. Easter egg.

Junkers_Klunker ,

Fucking hell 😂

olafurp ,

Has to be trolling

Honytawk ,

Maybe by the end, but I imagine many body builders start building their body because their math isn’t the best.

olafurp ,

I think that’s unfair tbh

Steeve ,

“The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools” -Thucydides

JokeDeity ,

America has prioritized strength over intellect for about a century now. It’s not going great.

rix141 ,

I thought so too, but then he stopped responding when other people chimed in, making me think he realized his stupidity.

A true troll would double down on anyone challenging his theory

NightmareQueenJune ,

What the fuck did I just witness.

Asthmatic_Goose ,
remus989 ,

One of my absolute favorite videos of his!

3valc ,

This is awesome.

megalodon ,

Holy shit. You keep expecting it to end but they just keep going for 5 pages.

Tuss ,

My IP is banned. I’ve never seent his forum before. Tf?

minishoemaze ,
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Lemjukes ,

Idk if it was only released online but… ‘drrrr…drrrrrr…drrr…’

twelvefloatinghands ,
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Junji fucking ito.

phoenixz ,

What is this about?

Lemjukes ,

The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/…/TheEnigmaOfAmigaraFault

Tl;Dr: psychological horror manga about goin in holes man…

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