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LibertyLizard ,

Probably all the gasoline I’ve burned.

covert_czar ,
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Sterile_Technique ,
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I’ve participated in multiple abortions.

Weird how I haven’t burst in flames yet.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Have you thought about using your invulnerability to fire for fighting crime?

neptune ,

I’m imagining you’ve been the father, the mother and the doctor in these events that you have participated in.

Sterile_Technique ,
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None of the above: I’m a surgical tech, my role is to get the instruments, supplies, and equipment needed for a surgery; establish sterile fields and get those instruments etc on them in a sterile way; facilitate the actual surgery by making sure the surgeon never has idle hands (we have to know the surgeries well enough to anticipate what instrument the surgeon will want in each step), and get the room turned over for the next case.

It’s a cool job, but the pay’s kinda shit, so I don’t recommend it as anything other than a stepping stone to something like nursing, which is what I’m currently working toward.

OutlierBlue ,

Abortions aren’t sins! The Bible even explains how to perform one.

Sterile_Technique ,
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yeah but to know what sins actually are you gotta read the bible, and ain’t no christian got time for that! Easier to just let Fox tell us what our religion says is good or bad.

walden ,

More like Fertile_Technique.

Subject6051 ,

…yet. are you expecting something

Nemo ,

Definitely the time I puked all over a homeless guy on the Red Line and then just… got off the train. I was very drunk, but that’s no excuse.

resin85 ,

Gross, yet probably not unusual for the Red line.

barrage4u ,

Respect for givinf a real answer

Kde OP ,

didnt expected that

Nemo ,

I didn’t, he didnt, it was unexpected and terrible for everyone.

fubo ,

“Aw, hell, I’m a fan of all seven.”

DustyNipples ,

I see you aim to misbehave

investorsexchange ,
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Do we have a c/UnexpectedFirefly yet?

Lmaydev ,

A lot of sexual stuff mainly.

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  • Tatters ,

    Not just the consequences of killing someone, but in the moment, do you think you could actually do it? If your answer if yes, then I hope never to meet you.

    ssboomman ,

    What the actual fuck lol. So if there was a situation where rape and or murder’s consequences outweigh the benifits, then you’d be ok with it? You can justify anything with that mindset.

    ProvokedGamer ,
    @ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca avatar

    Do you have any empathy? Not everything is a transaction.

    bitsplease ,

    Alright, I’m curious and he cowardly wiped out his comment, what did he say?

    ProvokedGamer ,
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    They were saying something along the lines of how they don’t believe in sin and view things with the consequences they would bring. They said that they wouldn’t kill another person because the cons of killing a person outweighs the pros since the law exists.

    thorbot ,

    Found the sociopath. “I don’t murder because it’s inconvenient”

    Okay dude, you’re so hardcore

    WeLoveCastingSpellz ,
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    Being bi. Also an atheist

    comfortable_doug ,
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    Being a christian

    ETA: I’ve since repented of that. I’m still trying to amend for my time in that backwards cult.

    Neil ,
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  • Lmaydev ,

    They’re going to hell now. Judge not lest you be judged and all that.

    TARDISblueFoz ,

    The ultimate uno reverse.

    TeaHands ,
    @TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

    Not sure how old 4th grade is, but I’d have been about 6 or 7 when Amanda Jackson told me I couldn’t borrow her colouring pencils because I didn’t believe in Jesus. We’re in the UK, it’s not like it’s even such a huge thing over here, and joke’s on her anyway because in the end the teacher ruled that she had to share.

    Screw you Amanda. Never forget.

    Tatters ,

    Yeah, I never know what age a grade equates to. “4th grade” - is that age 4? Seems a bit young. So, if you start school about age 4, then that would be 1st grade I guess, so 4 + 4th grade would be age 8. Is that right?

    potterpockets ,

    Good guess. Generally about 8-9.

    ssboomman ,

    It’s usually your grade + 5. Most people start school around 4 or 5 but before first grade there’s kindergarten.

    ProvokedGamer ,
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    And before that there’s preschool (optional) 3-4

    ssboomman ,

    I never went to preschool. I thought it was optional?

    ProvokedGamer ,
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    It is, I wrote optional in brackets

    bionicjoey ,

    Why do you assume all religious people think the way she does? Isn’t that painting with a broad brush just like she did?

    CeruleanRuin ,

    The proper response to that is “At least I’ll be in good company.”

    Joke’s on her anyway. I’d say she’s going to be disappointed when she does, but she won’t be anything.

    Steveanonymous ,
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    Nice try Jesus!

    Zerlyna ,
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    Shouldn’t he know already? Like one of those psychics. How do they stay in business?

    emogu ,

    I mean in fairness it is Saturday. He’s probably phoning it in today so he can watch YouTube on the toilet.

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