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iamtrashman1312 ,

Peanut butter is the protein, I guess, so the PB

Nemo OP ,

Socratic intetjection: What’s the meat in a hummus and cucumber sandwich?

iamtrashman1312 ,

In my heart I feel it’s the cucumbers but I do not have any kind of logic to back that up

Nemo OP ,

I agree, but I can back it up: You’d be more disappointed if the cucumbers were missing than if the hummus was.

ouRKaoS ,

Due to naming convention I would say Peanut Butter, supported by “Ham & Swiss” and “Beef & Cheddar”.

Nemo OP ,

Compelling argument!

BCOVertigo ,
@BCOVertigo@lemmy.world avatar

“Nut meat” is a common phrase so I would guess the peanut product is closest, but please stop this line of thought for your own safety.

tiefling ,

Meat is not a requirement in a sandwich

Nemo OP ,

Counterpoint: Animal flesh is not a requirement to be called “meat”.

13esq ,

It’s implied. If I paid for a meat sandwich and I was given a pb&j, I’d be asking for a refund.

Openopenopenopen ,

The definition of meat is ,

noun

  1. The edible flesh of animals, especially that of mammals as opposed to that of fish or poultry.

  2. The edible part, as of a piece of fruit or a nut.

  3. The essence, substance, or gist.

    “the meat of the editorial.”

If boneless chicken wings can have bones that a meat sandwich can be meatless, right? Of course I’m teasing. I agree with you.

Cysioland ,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Culinarly the term often used is “protein”. So in this case, PB

apotheotic ,

Does a sandwich have to have meat?

The PB and J are both fillings, or toppings for the case of an open sandwich.

JohnnyCanuck ,
@JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca avatar

“Filling” is the word you’re looking for, not “meat”.

finickydesert ,
@finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

The peanut butter and jelly is the meat with the bread as a condiment

Nemo OP ,

Chaotic neutral, you love to see it

xmunk ,

Is this like the popcorn bucket thing? If my peanut butter and jelly sandwich contains your meat I don’t want it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’ll take it.

DerisionConsulting ,

That a non-offensive version of asking “whose the man” to a lesbian couple.
The answer is “neither”, and you look dumb for asking.

MagicShel ,

Wow. That is a harsh take. But true.

Vanth ,
@Vanth@reddthat.com avatar

Got it, instead of asking which is the man, I will now ask which lesbian in the relationship has nuts and/or meat. Thank you for helping me be a better ally!

(Obligatory jk, please don’t ask this question to any lesbian)

iamtrashman1312 ,

Which lesbian is the protein in this equation

Vanth ,
@Vanth@reddthat.com avatar

Lesbians: a critical part of every healthy diet.

all-knight-party ,
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

The peanut butter, with it's thicker texture and protein is obviously the meat, and the jelly, with it's more liquidy texture and lack of nutrition is the condiment

Bougie_Birdie ,
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I second this.

I’d eat a peanut butter sandwich without the jelly, but I don’t think I’d ever eat just a jelly sandwich.

Similar question for cheese and ketchup, you’d be more likely to eat a cheese sandwich without ketchup than a ketchup sandwich without cheese

Nemo OP ,

But would you eat a peanut butter sandwich with catsup?

mosiacmango ,

Peanut is a versatile flavor. Sweet, savory, whatever.

You could use it with ketchup if you like. The mix could be a pretty nice combo to use as a sauce for a Thai dish, honestly. Just on bread would probably be pretty overwhelming alone.

JohnnyCanuck ,
@JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca avatar

Not all condiments go with all fillings. For example, ketchup with tuna would be pretty rare, but mayo would be almost a requirement.

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dunno about that, but a heaping tablespoon full in a pot of chili is bomb.

constantokra ,

Who eats a cheese sandwich with ketchup? That’s disgusting. Now peanut butter and cheese sandwich? Perfectly acceptable.

Bougie_Birdie ,
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If you’ve never tried it before, a grilled cheese sandwich cut into your favourite shapes just calls out to be dipped in ketchup. And if ketchup is too much, a creamy tomato soup is also acceptable.

xmunk ,

Jelly sandwiches are actually pretty solid… have you ever had jam on toast?

tiefling ,

You do you, but ketchup on a grilled cheese sounds nasty. Ketchup is a C tier condiment at best.

HubertManne ,

Jelly can have some nutrition but yeah peanut butter is the protein. Most vegan pho meat is from legumes after all.

JohnnyCanuck ,
@JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca avatar

Do you mean “faux” meat? “Pho” is Vietnamese soup. “Faux” comes from French and means “fake” or “imitation”, and is pronounced like “foe”.

HubertManne ,

indeed I do but I forget it spelt like that. not that I spell particularly well to begin with.

JohnnyCanuck ,
@JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca avatar

Cool, I had to ask because when I read “vegan pho meat” I actually thought you might be talking about pho specifically :)

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