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dharmacurious ,

I haven’t been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that’s all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:

“You are not [name]! You are not even literate!” And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

That was the “sisters” sbemail!

“Well, Ali. There’s ONE of me. A-deleted…

“DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!”

gla3dr ,

“Come back Ali… Come back Ali’s sister…”

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Then he’d dream about who’s hotter. Ali or Ali’s sister. And you could click on the pictures and they would cycle through women from Leisure Suit Larry.

Joejoebinkz1 ,

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

stoy ,

Techno:

youtu.be/JwZwkk7q25I

I was never a huge fan of the series, only watched a few animations, but this stuck with me.

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

The system

Is down

The system

Is down

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

Guess my favorites…!

“THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!”

“What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some… Linux or something.”

“BACK OFF BABY”

“No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older…”

doctordevice ,

We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

Yep, you got it right - “techno”!

ArbiterXero ,

Now let’s go break open that glow stick into home star runners Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.

Chefdano3 ,
@Chefdano3@lemm.ee avatar

Computer over. Virus = very yes

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

Computer over.

Virus = Very Yes.

“Computer over”? “Virus = very yes”!? That’s not a good prize!

Dude, sbemail - virus is pure meta brilliance.

motor_spirit ,

“my mouth tastes like… emails”

whatever the gd one with stinko man is gold

Quill7513 ,

We put that second lightswitch in so that you could turn the lights on and off

buycurious ,

Not so you could throw light switch raves!

thebosz ,

“The Cheat is grounded!”

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

“We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you can throw lightswitch raves!

Now let’s go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner’s Mountain Dew.”

ArbiterXero ,

I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff

MajorHavoc ,

“The Cheat is one handsome fellow!

That was definitely an ugly bird.”

MadBabs ,

And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i think this oc is relevant .

NataliePortland ,
@NataliePortland@lemmy.ca avatar

I little email

Some you and me-mail

Haha that’s about as much as I can remember, aside from Trogdor

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