I haven’t been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that’s all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:
“You are not [name]! You are not even literate!” And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself