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Wendy_Pleakley ,
@Wendy_Pleakley@hexbear.net avatar

Trogdor, Computer Virus.

Also, “A One that is not cold is scarcely a One at all”

Thordros ,
@Thordros@hexbear.net avatar

I caught my kids to throw light switch raves, but they don’t know the context. It’s spread to their friends, also context-less.

But really, I don’t think anything can top that one email where Compy gets Old Yellered.

Peppycito ,

My daughter’s 8th grade French teacher was the writer of one. I felt brushed by fame.

cabhan ,

The only one I really remember is Trogdor, but in order to keep it in my heart, I am a proud owner of Trogdor!!: The Boardgame

ArbiterXero ,

And… if you are some sort of robot, do you use your powers for good? Or for awesome?

b34k ,

“Hello, my name is Trevor. I am a vampire and…”

I am a vampire and what? I am a vampire and… here’s a million dollars?

thebosz ,

“The Cheat is grounded!”

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

“We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you can throw lightswitch raves!

Now let’s go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner’s Mountain Dew.”

ArbiterXero ,

I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I said come on fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads

Everybody to the limit! Everybody to the limit! Everybody come on fhqwhgads!

ada ,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The chief is to the limit

breakcore ,
ArbiterXero ,

Whut the hell?

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

Guess my favorites…!

“THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!”

“What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some… Linux or something.”

“BACK OFF BABY”

“No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older…”

doctordevice ,

We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

Yep, you got it right - “techno”!

ArbiterXero ,

Now let’s go break open that glow stick into home star runners Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.

Chefdano3 ,
@Chefdano3@lemm.ee avatar

Computer over. Virus = very yes

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

Computer over.

Virus = Very Yes.

“Computer over”? “Virus = very yes”!? That’s not a good prize!

Dude, sbemail - virus is pure meta brilliance.

pruwybn ,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I liked the one where he drank a whole bottle of soy sauce and tried to fly Bubs’ concession stand.

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

“Spring Cleaning” felt like a turning point to me, in a good way! I feel so fresh, so clean!

“Kid’s Book” was absolutely my favorite.

dbilitated ,
@dbilitated@aussie.zone avatar

I often quote light switch rave 😁

dharmacurious ,

I haven’t been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that’s all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:

“You are not [name]! You are not even literate!” And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

That was the “sisters” sbemail!

“Well, Ali. There’s ONE of me. A-deleted…

“DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!”

gla3dr ,

“Come back Ali… Come back Ali’s sister…”

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Then he’d dream about who’s hotter. Ali or Ali’s sister. And you could click on the pictures and they would cycle through women from Leisure Suit Larry.

Suck_on_my_Presence ,

There’s one where someone asks him how to start a metal band(?). Gotta be ugly or else hot glue cornflakes to your face and use words that start with ‘DE’ like decrepit or decompose. Except maybe…

DENTIST Jugga jigga wugga DELI-STYLE jugga jigga wugga

BodePlotHole ,
BodePlotHole ,

They used to have a set of drinking glasses. Worth every penny.

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