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rockSlayer ,

no one QA’d this AAA game

Actually, that game breaking bug was caught weeks ago by QA. Unmoving deadlines set by upper management meant that a fix couldn’t be made in time for the content schedule.

Mad_Punda ,

Also, by the time the game has been released for 1 hour, the players have already racked up more playtime than the full QA team could reasonably achieve throughout several years of development (and for most of that time QA we’re playing an older version…). So, if your game has a lot of player choice, randomization, simulation, complex systems, chances are the players are seeing things that QA never did. And then the players wonder how QA could miss such an obvious bug.

rockSlayer , (edited )

I’ve mothballed multiple RCs from finding P0 issues by pure chance. In my experience, 90% of bugs are already caught by QA, 8% were isolated bugs that would realistically never get caught in QA, and 2% just slip through.

grrgyle ,

That’s why bugs can be labeled “in shipped version.”

They know. It’s just they balanced it against everything else and it wasn’t worth spending time on or delaying the game for.

I won’t say that it’s purely a AAA problem, but it’s harder to excuse there.

slazer2au ,

That we IT people know everything about every bussiness application that is used in an org of more than 5 employees.

If I new that I would be automating your job and you would be out of a job.

bigboismith ,

“IT is mainly introverts doing mysterious stuff no one understands”

It is a very cooperative field where everyone has different roles with different responsibilities, but everyone has a vague idea what everyone else is doing. Most of the time is spent making sure everyone else can also use the systems you build, not just yourself.

fmstrat ,

That grass is better than wild growth. Wait…

dunz ,
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(IT support) I actually don’t know where that random setting in your application is, I’m just really fast and good at guessing from doing it a million times in applications I’ve never heard of before.

Brad ,

Similar to that, just because someone works in IT, doesn’t mean they can fix your computer problem. I’ve worked with a lot of developers who were great coders but couldn’t resolve networking or random OS issues.

sexual_tomato ,

I’m a developer. Most of the time when I contact IT it’s because they broke something I rely on, like our vCenter appliance or network communications between some Linux appliances with static IPs.

dunz ,
@dunz@feddit.nu avatar

Oh yes. I support a lot of developers, and being a good programmer is not the same as understanding networking in a corporate environment or even knowing anything about printers. That’s why I’m needed 😃

Bo7a ,

That the folks in IT have any sway over microsoft or facebook’s ui plans.

NO Karen, I can not make Teams go back to the way it used to be. No matter how many times you ask.

pastermil ,

That IT people can pretty much fix anything like TVs, HVACs, stoves, water heaters, fridges, toasters, rice cookers, and many more.

Just because we work in tech, doesn’t mean we can deal with every technology known to mankind.

And no, we’re not certified electricians.

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I think that comes from the fact that a lot of people got into computers by learning to take apart and fix things like that.

That, and the general populace has fuck all for troubleshooting skills.

Inucune ,

The error on the screen tells you exactly what is wrong in plain English… But you got impatient and clicked past it.

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

(Unless the dev happened to not write the error messages, then you’re fucked or pay money for support)

pastermil ,

error 0x5ac

contact customer support

pastermil ,

A

0_0j ,
@0_0j@lemmy.world avatar

TVs, HVACs, stoves, water heaters, fridges, toasters, rice cookers,

Lol, rocket scientists wept

pastermil ,

I mean… they’re not rocket science…

Hadriscus ,

…not exactly brain surgery!

Grunt4019 ,

I had a lady I was helping with tech support ask me about her lightbulbs. I just told her I didn’t know the answer. She said “well you should know, it’s electronic.”

pastermil ,

Sounds about right.

TJDetweiler ,
@TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca avatar

As a certified electrician, this logic also works the other way. I wire things. I don’t know why your PC won’t boot. Yes your computer uses electricity, but this is not my professional forté.

Nemo ,

That they could get the same level of table service if waitresses were paid a flat wage.

That waitresses rely on tips to make up for a deficient wage instead of the other way around.

That less ice will mean more drink in the glass.

That the 185°F water from the coffee machine will clean the silverware better than the much hotter sterilizing rinse of the industrial dishwasher.

That they should wait to complain to a manager instead of telling me right away if something is off so I can fix it.

NOFF ,

That less ice will mean more drink in the glass.

If the drink is filled to the same level on the glass, then less ice must mean more drink, right?

Unless you fill the drink first, and then add ice, in which case the drinks with ice would have higher water levels then those without ice.

Nemo ,

For water and pop, sure.

For cocktails, not so much.

Kanzar ,

Some folks have noticed the service you get in the States is shit, unless the wait staff identify you as someone who will give a good tip. If you’re from an ethnic group notorious for bad tipping, you’re never going to get good service, and so you’re never going to tip well… Continuing the cycle. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s not that it’ll clean better, but an additional rinse can’t hurt - especially if a utensil might have been crowded or rushed through the wash. Or maybe the waitstaffs hands are a bit suspect.

qed123 ,

I ask for no ice because pop is pretty cold when it comes out anyways and I hate watered down pop. Also if I take it home I can put it in the fridge … and it doesnt get watered down.

Nemo ,

Sure. But you’re be surprised how often someone asks for, say, a sangria without ice and then asks why the glass is only half full.

qed123 ,

Fair enough! So they are trying to get out of paying for a double! I understand now. Tell them the glass is actually half empty!!! lol

guy ,
@guy@lemmy.world avatar

Haha, most people here do tech it seems. Well, me too.

People seem to think I’d be good at maths and my entire job is like maths. I’m not and I don’t view it that way. There’s a lot of problem solving and engineering, but I find it very creative and expressive

communism OP ,
@communism@lemmy.ml avatar

I know, the proportion of professional tech people here shocked me. I know there’s a lot of like open source nerds and whatnot here but I only do that stuff as a hobby lol

reallyzen ,
@reallyzen@lemmy.ml avatar

That what I do is easy and that I’m “just pushing buttons”. Yeah, I’m pushing the right button at the right time because the whoke shebang has been program’d, cued, mixed over weeks of rehearsals so that, come show time, it’s all by magic. Magic of pushing the right button at the right time while also reading the brochure, watch the stage, issue cues to other dept sometimes in 2 different languages.

Easy peasy!

sanguinepar ,
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Stage manager? I’m not one myself, but I used to work in a theatre, and those people earn their money for sure. It’s an amazing talent to keep everything running so smoothly, and it rarely gets the credit it deserves.

reallyzen ,
@reallyzen@lemmy.ml avatar

Yup! Must say this stemmed from a not-so-long-ago public comment by a “lead actor” which later took an hour-long dressing down by the director straight through his face. He apologized.

MrsDoyle ,

I’m going with beekeeping as my “field” because it’s my main hobby now I’m retired. So. Many. Misconceptions. The Bee Movie was not a documentary, people! The mating process for honeybees is horrifying and you don’t want to know. Male bees have one job, and then they die. If they don’t do that job, they still die; their sisters kick them out at the end of summer. Plus, I was talking to someone the other day who didn’t realise we let the bees just roam around.

Aurenkin ,

You let the bees roam around? So they’re not inside bees?

rockSlayer ,

Nope, the bees are never in one place. They roam from town to town

Window_Error_Noises ,
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder how many of us instantly wrote bee-versions of the lyrics?

The saxophone solo is definitely now done by bees.

cynar ,

I work with radio camera links. The number of people who get upset over the receivers is depressing. They can make the 5G conspiracy theorists look educated.

Receive equipment is incapable of radiating at all.

The part that radiates is completely safe!

Seriously, any danger would be at the camera end. I am happy to sit with it fully powered and the antenna between my legs. (It stops the camera getting knocked over). It can’t put out enough power to do any harm. It’s comparable to home WiFi and weak compared to the mobile phone you are happy to put to your head!

fubarx ,

That I know how to fix problems with their printer. That includes members of my own household.

rozodru ,

I work with the homeless. the main misconception is that they’re all either addicts or mentally ill. This is far, far, from true. The ones you see daily, chances are they are addicts or mentally ill but the “hidden” homeless vastly out weighs the ones you see on the streets.

Most have jobs or are actively looking for work. A lot are escaping domestic abuse or are LGBTQ+ and escaping hostile home environments. There are A LOT of families and elderly people who simply can’t afford to keep a roof over their heads.

qed123 ,

Fair enough! Tell them it’s actually half empty! I can see your point. So they are trying to get out of paying for a double!

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