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zloubida ,
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Don’t change your underwear for two days.

Daft_ish OP ,

Already on it.

zloubida ,
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I’m proud of you.

Daft_ish OP ,

You guys are amazing

all-knight-party ,
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I watch horribly artsy movies or put speed runs on the big TV, blast music aloud, I order a pizza, and I consume the substances you don't find appealing, and I wear the same clothes the entire time without changing

exocrinous ,

Have you seen Crimes Of The Future?

all-knight-party ,
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I have not, but something from Cronenberg sounds right up my alley!

rustyfish ,
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Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.

GregorTacTac ,
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This is some next-level chaos.

tetris11 ,
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She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.

SadLuther ,

And bits of dried pizza cheese.

ForgetPrimacy ,

Have you thought of lipstick and nail polish?

JoBo ,

Sext her.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Sext her sister

tetris11 ,
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Sext her sister’s BIL

SuperSynthia ,

When my partner is out of town, I put porn on the big screen

scrubbles ,
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When my partner is out of town that’s the one time I splurge for an actual porn subscription

exocrinous ,

When my partner is in town we watch porn together

mozz ,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgHW02YF50s

Vanth , (edited )
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    tetris11 ,
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    My mum was raised without eating pork (they just didn’t have it growing up), and my dad saw and heard the abattoir near daily and associates the smell of pork with screaming children.

    On the odd weekend when they were both away, us kids would sprint to the store, grab reams of bacon and cook it fast on the sly for a real fry-up. We’d have to air out the house as well afterwards to get rid of the smell, but they’d always know and complain about it when they got back

    ArcaneSlime ,

    Protip for if you find a time machine: Charcoal Grill, fire extinguisher, tinfoil, and a pan that’ll fit in the grill. Start your grill, get it all hot and stuff, line your pan with foil, drop your bacon on, cover, and check occasionally, flip when needed. DO NOT spill the grease, but if you do that’s why the fire extinguisher is here. For best results use thick cut bacon (always).

    Keeps the smell outside and it’ll be some of the best bacon you’ve ever had, it’s just kiiiind of a fire hazard…

    cheesymoonshadow ,
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    I’m so glad your mom and dad found each other.

    Hazzia ,

    All night video game session. Grab your preffered snacks and drinks.

    SadLuther ,

    YEEEEEE LEZZ GOOOOOO

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