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Which inedible substances/objects do you think might otherwise make for a delicious blended drink/smoothie?

You know they never would as they are, but you can’t help wishing they might.

Also because we’re imagining nonsense here, this blender is as big as it needs to be to accomplish its task, or things are somehow able to fit into an ordinary sized blender. You have some celestial bodies you think might make a good drink/smoothie? Toss’em into the Imaginary Blender.

otter ,

I think we need a /c/forbiddensnacks community

there is an old one here, but it’s unmoderated currently: !forbiddensnacks

might be easier to make a new one

ClemaX ,

Phosphorescent light-rods.

weeeeum , (edited )

This one sharpening stone I own. It looks like vanilla, cream and Pepto bismol flavored dippin dots all compressed into an ice cream bar and it looks like it’s taste would be fucking incredible

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7e509de9-3b49-4994-adca-0e036ed8433d.jpeg

Great polishing stone too (imanishi suita rengen 6000)

MadBabs ,

It kind of looks like peppermint bark

scytale ,

Lead is supposedly sweet right?

NoIWontPickaName ,

Have y’all never seen will it blend?

bionicjoey ,

As soon as I read your comment I heard the theme song in my head

ALostInquirer OP ,

Do they try to consume what they blend afterward? 😜

Fizz ,
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I’ve always wanted to eat a candle. If I could blend up a bar of soap and a candle I think that could be pretty good.

If I had this imaginary blender I’d also blend a few light bulbs because it would be sick to drink a light bulb

ElderWendigo ,

So I take it you’ve never had your mouth washed out with soap for sassing your mother? I guess you also never mistook wax fruit for real fruit as a kid? Or just took a bite anyway to make smartass joke? Maybe I was just a bad kid.

Fizz ,
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I’ve never had my mouth washed out with soap but I have willingly taken a bite of it and it’s very unpleasant. But it still seems tasty.

ConstableJelly ,

You seem really passionate about consuming inedible objects, and I admire your forthrightness.

Hazzia ,

You know those putty erasers that you could stretch out and make them super duper soft and fluffy?

I want to consume something with that texture.

toast ,

Hope. Maybe mix in a little hope

tetris11 ,
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Dunno. I want to like it, but I just can’t get rid of that desperate after taste

watson387 ,
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Antifreeze. It’s always such bright colors. lol

cheese_greater ,

annifree ;)

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

I hear it’s pretty sweet, too.

MomoTimeToDie ,

Mercury looks so damn refreshing

southsamurai ,
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Malachite and lapis lazuili. Beautiful minerals/stones. You’d think they’d be delicious. I’ve even heard of kids that have tried to suck on them like candy.

So, with a magic blender, they would be my first pick to try.

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