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hperrin ,

Correct me if I’m wrong, but a camera is like $200. It sounds like the raises would’ve been shit anyway. Everyone should quit.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

You can get a good wifi camera for like $50

TheOctonaut ,

One that works in a walk in freezer?

davidgro ,

Ah, was guessing that just meant the employee entrance or walkway or something.

Juice ,

Electronics work better in the cold

TheOctonaut ,

WiFi works poorly behind insulation.

Cameras don’t do great covered in frost.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Yup, they work to about -10C

TheOctonaut ,

Walk in freezers are usually aimed at -18C, but that isn’t the main problem with trying to get a WiFi camera to work behind several inches of insulation.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

That’s fair. Fortunately poe or wired cameras are even cheaper.

Plus, you don’t super need it inside the freezer, if you’re smart enough to recognize patterns (but I doubt that manager is)

TheOctonaut ,

They might be cheaper, but then you have to either have a cable coming in the door of the freezer, or drill a hole in your $10k freezer’s wall.

In my country you’d definitely need to have video footage to accuse someone of abusing aerosols at work, but yes in some less civilised places a general pattern might be enough to accuse someone and hope they weren’t just going in there to do their job.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

I’m betting this is the US, where you can be fired for literally no reason what so ever.

lolcatnip ,

There’s no need for it to be inside the freezer to see who’s going into it.

TheOctonaut ,

These people are presumably paid to go into the freezer. If they weren’t going into the freezer that would be a problem. It’s going into the freezer and doing whip-its is the problem.

I was going to say then that you’d need to prove the person was actually doing whip-its and not their job, but I’m guessing this is America and it’s not actually required to have a reason to euthanise underperforming employees.

lolcatnip ,

The camera would show the person bringing in the nitrous and equipment. That stuff is bulky enough to be pretty obvious.

TheOctonaut ,

What? My friend do you think that the problem here is they are actually whipping cream? This is what you need to “do” whip-its:

https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/ac1e702c-de7b-44a9-a332-0b6ad8052092.jpeg

lolcatnip ,

At a minimum you also need something to open the canister, and IME the small devices they sell for that are pieces of shit that are hard to use and break easily. Anyone who’s seriously into it uses a whipped cream maker. And if they were doing just one or two canisters, the manager wouldn’t have seen any evidence of it.

tooclose104 ,
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I’ve got quotes for a $30k bispectral. I’m really hoping I get to order one, but I highly doubt it…

someguy3 ,

I never understood, what exactly do they do? (More descriptive than ‘high’ please.)

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Makes you a bit light headed and pleasantly dissociated. If you’ve ever done psychedelics it’s a bit like the come up. You get really loose and jovial for a minute.or two; it’s pretty common to spend it laughing your ass off. Then you come back to earth feeling relaxed. It’s (safely) synergistic with a lot of common party drugs.

I can only speak to its effects with mushrooms and acid. On a healthy dose of mushrooms (3.5 g or so) it’s akin to a DMT trip of you hit it at the peak. Fractals out the wazoo and you lose all sense of time. I thought I travelled to the future and came back with an unsettling sense of deja vu. 7/10.

The last time I did whipits was in combination with some nice dark web blotters. Dropped a 150 mic tab, watched 2001: a space odyssey and did whipits the whole time. The visuals were very different from mushrooms. Colors appeared out of nowhere, deep purples, greens and reds dripping off the walls and screens while you felt like your very essence was melting into a pool of narcotic bliss. Again, losing all sense of time until your soul suddenly reconstituted itself. 11/10

Dettweiler42 ,

They’re snorting the gas off of cans of whipped cream.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Miranda seems like a proper Berkeley Hunt.

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

TIL Miranda is doing whip-its in the walk-in and trying to blame her staff.

Retrograde ,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Classic Miranda rights

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

I was thinking that or it’s the entire/majority of the staff.

Track_Shovel ,

Miranda needs to learn what a fucking comma is. She’s so close to having a well written, angry note.

WhatIsThePointAnyway , (edited )

A high end camera and install might cost $1,000. Not exactly enough to cover “raises.” More than likely it will be a $100 shitty wi-fi camera. This is such bull shit.

someguy3 ,

That $100 is like three fiffy each.

dharmacurious ,

It was that day that Miranda learned that her entire staff were not, as she had believed, individual team mates, but in fact the loch ness monster in disguise. It needs tree fiddy

blindbunny ,

Miranda, you work in a kitchen if your staff isn’t high (with Kevlar gloves) you’re probably mismanaging that kitchen.

PrivateNoob ,

Whip-its? Is this a Class of 09 reference? /s

zippycat9 ,

that money would absolutely NOT be going to raises

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It sure as hell shouldn’t. Punishing all of your employees because someone is doing nitrous in the walk-in?

I worked in more than one kitchen where half the whipped cream cans didn’t dispense.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar
henfredemars ,

The beatings will continue.

MrVilliam ,

Punishing all of your employees because someone is doing nitrous in the walk-in?

Collective punishment is a war crime. Send Miranda to The Hague. /s

But really, Miranda fucking sucks and I hope everybody quits that shitty boss and gets a better job with a boss who doesn’t try to gaslight them into infighting.

Eol ,

And if it was it would be like 3 cents each.

danc4498 ,

Also, they would have given the raises already. Were they just waiting to make sure people weren’t doing whip it’s in freezer before giving the raises?

Hobbes_Dent ,

If it was going to be, it would have already.

CodingCarpenter ,

Or possibly don’t do drugs when you are being paid to perform a specific task in a specific location? Especially if there’s any major responsibilities such as food handling and safety? Keep that shit to your own time.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You’ve clearly never worked in a kitchen.

nokturne213 ,

Never worked in an actual kitchen, I but boy did we do a lot of drugs in the Arby’s walkin, and behind the Arby’s, and in the parking lot… usually with management.

TexasDrunk ,

I was fired for not smoking out my boss at Pizza Hut many years ago and many miles away from here.

Ledivin ,

Do you like restaurants? Because this is how you close every restaurant. I promise you that your food has literally never been made by a sober person.

ZagamTheVile ,

Easiest way to score coke in a new town is talk to kitchen staff.

uriel238 ,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You should see how they do things at the Hawthorne

henfredemars ,

They don’t pay enough to get your food made sober.

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