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aesthelete OP ,

Thought of this community as soon as this issue hit my eyes for the first time last week.

Not “how to stop eating plastic”…just how to eat less…cuz we all have to eat some…

Lifecoach5000 ,

Maybe the FDA will add it to the food pyramid.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Declare it a vegetable like pizza.

lemann ,

I feel like having a vegetable pizza now 😭

aesthelete OP ,

Real or plastic veggies?

nonailsleft ,

Solid base of plastic

fireweed ,

For years I avoided seafood for the microplastics issue, then that study just dropped revealing that it’s in chicken, beef, and plant-based meats too. Fuck me all of us, right?

sciencetimes.com/…/microplastics-found-nearly-90-…

mojofrododojo ,

best not look at the nano & microplastics in bottled water.

npr.org/…/bottled-water-plastic-microplastic-nano…

Kbobabob ,

cuz we all have to eat some…

That is the unfortunate reality.

XTornado ,

Step 1 - Stop eating

MindSkipperBro12 ,

With world hunger dropping, yes, our food system is the greatest so far.

aesthelete OP ,

…and the great news is that if you eat a heaping helping of plastic you’ll remain full forever!

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Not true. I'm told I'm eating and drinking multiple helpings of plastic every day and I still get hungry.

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Have you tried diet plastic?

aesthelete OP ,

It needs to be heaping, friend. Then you’ll never be hungry again, like this bird:

warning: dead birddead bird full of plastic

Guest_User ,

How could a bird live for any amount of time with that much plastic in it? I would think that one pointy pink piece alone would be enough to rupture their stomach and kill it

spacecowboy ,

Ever shot a grouse?

I did as a wee human in the mountains and boy oh boy was I surprised at how much was in its belly when we cut it open.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The consumer can have a little plastic, as a treat

Igloojoe ,

Ah. Like having a cheat day. On tuesdays, just have a little plastic toppings on your tacos…

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Step 1: make sure to choose to be born to rich parents…

(j/k - this is Step 1 to just about every such piece of advice the media tends to give these days:-P)

lurch ,

Reminds me of that movie with Louis de Funes and the aliens

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