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SpaceNoodle , in The man, the myth, the legend, the dude whose ship I took

*Clitoris

lolrightythen ,

Let’s hope our mans hard more trouble finding the spelling

ummthatguy ,
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TigrisMorte ,

something was hard, for certain.

ininewcrow ,
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Borg male space ship designers: … WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THAT!!?

TigrisMorte ,

*Clitouroboros

Sharkwellington ,

Clitoral borealis?

GreenMario ,

At this stardate, in this quadrant located entirely in your bridge?!

7provincien ,

Picard is obviously is speaking using the British spelling

TheGrandNagus , in The man, the myth, the legend, the dude whose ship I took

First Contact leads me to believe Data found the Borg Queen’s

Stamets ,
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Data is polite. She basically gave him one with that skin and his damn near sexual reaction to her erotically blowing on his arm. Data had to find hers to return the favor.

Also top tier username, might I add.

MelodiousFunk , in It has been a long day
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Shower crying is a good way to reset your body, mind, and soul when facing the prospect of doing the same thing over and over every fucking day for the next 30 years or so.

flicker ,

I'm just glad for you that at least your funk is melodious!

FunkyMonk , in It has been a long day

I wish I could cry, got that beat out of me by classmates in elementary.

flicker ,

I've been through a shit ton of trauma, and I'm at a place now where I will decide before crying, "Is this worth the inevitable headache?"

Which leads to me saving up several sadnesses and then planning a luxury cry sesh where I take a preventative ibuprofen, drink preventative water, listen to sad music in a shower and really indulge. Apparently this is abnormal and unhealthy but I really, really hate getting a headache.

If something is sad enough to justify the headache, of course, game on but I will complain!

FunkyMonk ,

That sounds weirdly nice to me.

flicker ,

You're welcome to try it if you ever have a feeling like, "I have a sad and I do not know why." For maximum luxury include sad music! Really jazzes up a luxury sad!

Bonus is, if you get out before the hot water runs out, you can get the catharsis of "and now all my tears are down the drain and out of me, and my muscles are relaxed." If too hot of water, add post-cry water, or a cold water bottle in the shower.

Disclaimer; none of this advice has been vetted by a medical professional.

flicker ,

Or even me. I didn't even proofread it. So it's entirely unvetted!

RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
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Wow, getting all' the fancy crying tips here. Why didn't anyone tell me this stuff before now?

I don't get the headaches but I do get surprise sads and random sads. Dunno about luxury sads, though 🤔🤷‍♀

DharmaCurious ,
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I like to drive my car somewhere private, preferably at night, and cry/yell for a bit. Then I put on some meditative music, light some incense (yes. In my car), and try to meditate away the sad/angry for about an hour. Then I can go home and be at baseline.

Solumbran , in Even the ship counselor gives him no respect, I tell ya.

Troy respects no one but herself

flicker , in It has been a long day

Stamets, friend, you good?

Love memes for memes sake but I'm here if you need somebody.

Stamets OP ,
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I’ll be fine.

Thanks <3

EmpathicVagrant ,

Must be the tardigrade genes.

ummthatguy , in It has been a long day
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ininewcrow , in Even the ship counselor gives him no respect, I tell ya.
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Take my cat, Spot … seriously, take my cat, I can’t take care of it anymore.

Kolanaki , in It has been a long day
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Starship Life Hack: Cry at the same pitch of your sonic shower so nobody else hears you.

teft , (edited ) in IT'S THE WEEKEND
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xusontha , in IT'S THE WEEKEND
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xusontha ,

NO!

BAD BAPPITY

NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

bappity OP ,
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DON’T WORRY SOMEONE STEPPED ON THE DISCO LIGHT WIRES THAT’S WHY THEY TURNED OFF ALSO THERE WAS A GUST OF WIND THAT BLEW THEIR GLASSES OFF

ummthatguy ,
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ininewcrow ,
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Baby don’t break the … Don’t break the …

… Prime directive no more

xusontha ,
bappity OP ,
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I blame Q

xusontha ,

Valid-he probably was testing the worthiness of a slice of cheese or something

xusontha , in Even the ship counselor gives him no respect, I tell ya.
ummthatguy , in Even the ship counselor gives him no respect, I tell ya.
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“I love you, Dr Zaius!”

https://media.tenor.com/Qs1xMH10Y-4AAAAC/dr-seius.gif

They used “You’re also lazy” for the sake of the rhyme scheme, but same idea.

Kolanaki ,
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“Can I play the piano any more?”

“Of course you can!”

“Well I couldn’t before!”

Carlo ,

You just sent me down this rabbit hole, so I thought I’d share this Vulture article about the genesis of the Dr. Zaius parody. Pretty great.

Lauchs , in *You* buzzed in!

Hey, I speak a little Bajoran. You’re an assbite, pardon my Bajoran.

ummthatguy OP ,
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xusontha , (edited ) in *You* buzzed in!

Even if Quark asked for something Brunt wasn’t gonna give it to him anyways (unless it was a ticket)

ummthatguy OP ,
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xusontha ,

I stand corrected. Brunt would TOTALLY give Quark an insulting statue of him and then charge him for it

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