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Tylerdurdon , to news in Catholic priest could be demoted after US pop star filmed provocative music video in church

I thought it was Madonna’s old video catching up to her… Again.

SeaJ , to news in Catholic priest could be demoted after US pop star filmed provocative music video in church

Is she dressed as a loofah?

wagesj45 ,
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No, I don't think so.

pan_troglodytes , to news in Catholic priest could be demoted after US pop star filmed provocative music video in church

because that’s so much worse than the atrocities committed in other Catholic churches? the ones that end in lawsuits?

eran_morad , to news in Catholic priest could be demoted after US pop star filmed provocative music video in church

Next time just rape a kid you’ll be aight

Hello_there , to news in Catholic priest could be demoted after US pop star filmed provocative music video in church

"Dressed in tulle top and tights, singer Sabrina Carpenter used altar as stage for ‘provocative’ performance that upset worshippers"

GunnarRunnar , to news in South Korean true crime fanatic murdered stranger ‘out of curiosity’

Wasn’t there a same kind of story out of Japan years ago? Murdered someone during their time Europe?

Wispy2891 , to world in The £1.5m fleet of electric vehicles the UK will send to Albania in prison deal

Paywall.

aidayama ,

I have Firefox and have ublock origin(ads) and noscript(prevent script loading) extensions installed and didn’t encounter any paywall. Hope it helps

throws_lemy OP ,
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I use DuckDuckGo browser, and I didn’t hit the paywall 🤔

Akasazh , to world in The £1.5m fleet of electric vehicles the UK will send to Albania in prison deal
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For those hitting the paywall:

A £1.5 million fleet of electric vehicles and minibuses purchased by the UK for Albania has been unveiled.

The Ministry of Justice (MoJ) is providing 15 electric cars and 22 minibuses to help upgrade Albania’s prison service under a deal that will see 200 of the most violent criminals from the country returned to serve the rest of their time in Albanian jails.

It is part of a total €5 million (£4.4 million) to pay for refurbishing prisons, extra security, workshops, rehabilitation equipment and training of warders.

Britain is also paying a further £4 million a year to the Albanians to take back the prisoners, including 17 lifers.

Among those identified for return is Koci Selamaj, 36, the murderer of schoolteacher Sabina Nessa, 28. He was jailed for a minimum of 36 years for beating and strangling her to death in a park in south-east London.

He has so far served only two years, which would mean the UK paying the Albanians £400,000 to imprison him for the remaining 34 years of his sentence. UK is paying £4million a year to Albania to take back prisoners including 17 lifers UK is paying £4million a year to Albania to take back prisoners including 17 lifers

The Ministry of Justice (MoJ) said the deal would save the taxpayer money, because it costs nearly £40,000 a year to house a prisoner in England and Wales. That would equate to some £1.9 million for Selamaj.

New details from government contracts, published this month, show that part of the multi-million pound deal is going towards kitting out the Albanian prison service with a new fleet of vehicles.

Around £500,000 has been spent on 15 electric vehicles, while 22 new minibuses will be provided to Albania’s prison service at a cost of more than £1 million.

The Government described the provision of electric vehicles as “part of the drive towards net zero and is part of a wider greening initiative”.

Announcing the arrangement in May, Alex Chalk, the Justice Secretary, said the “public expects that foreign criminals should serve their sentences overseas – not in our prisons at the expense of the taxpayer”.

He promised that the deal “will speed up the removal of these offenders and give victims confidence that serious criminals will continue to face justice and spend the remainder of their sentence behind bars”.

HikingVet , to news in ‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barriers

Let’s hope those dolphins survive with their new found freedom.

Geobloke ,

Let’s hope they don’t have a grudge against humanity with that military training

MxM111 ,

It's OK if they have a grudge to the side that was training them in captivity.

echodot ,

Russia’s mighty fleet, taken down by irritated dolphins.

HikingVet ,

Considering how many ships they have lost to a country without a navy. It’s very possible.

No_Eponym ,
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Team up with the Orcas sinking yachts.

otter ,

I too would like to find my freedom via echolocation, but I’ve only so many toes to sacrifice to sturdy furniture before finding something else to do.

TransplantedSconie , to news in ‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barriers

The Almighty:

Alright, Ukraine. Windows open. Send in the boats and blow this fucker.

exhales cigar smoke from a ginormous cuban

(My God smokes cigars, hates Russians, and hates bridges for some reason. He also looks like Dolph Lundgren)

MagicShel ,

Sounds at least as legit as any other deity.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Ezekiel saw the wheel, and it was pretty fuckin cool.

theodewere ,
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along the missile's flank are the words: I must break you

otter ,

He is Dolph Lundgren, and I would like to be ordained in His ministry. Please, send me the brochure.

lolcatnip , to news in ‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barriers
Drusas , to news in ‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barriers

Good.

paddirn , to news in ‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barriers

Huh, it’d be a shame if… something happened to a nice bridge like that.

eran_morad , to news in ‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barriers

Fuck russia.

GrammatonCleric ,
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Ionno man, Russia got a lot of hair on its upper lip

_dev_null ,
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As it’s said: “Beauty is only a light switch away”. It’s the polonium in your coffee the morning after that you’d have to watch out for.

otter ,

That motto only works if you also have no sense of smell. Or self-worrh, really.

Witchfire , to news in ‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barriers
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Pens holding specially trained dolphins that protect the Black Sea naval fleet are also likely to have been lost

I’m sorry what

SkybreakerEngineer ,

It means the Kerch Bridge is defenseless, send in the HIMARS rafts!

TubeTalkerX ,

This time don’t rely on StarLink to communicate!

bradorsomething ,

We just call them LOWMARS then

ours ,

Throw in a snorkel.

Zipitydew ,

US Navy trains dolphins too. They act like guard dogs for our naval bases.

ours ,

They also work with actual seals.

AlteredStateBlob ,
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Dolphins are apparently better at detecting smaller things that are difficult to pick up with sonar like divers, so they are utilized as early warning systems.

ChaoticEntropy ,
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There is now a pod of highly trained ex-military dolphins in the black sea with nothing to lose.

bradorsomething ,

Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help…. and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The Ay-iiiiiii-e-eeeee-Team.

otter ,

This movie. Has to be made. 😱 And done so unapologetically that it’s space gold on a canned sardine budget. Also, there must be a “flip 'er the bird” joke, built up to over the first two acts.

vivadanang ,

to hear the theme song sung by squeaks omg please make this happen

ChaoticEntropy ,
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I did enjoy the break in to dolphin squeaks. Fine work.

ours ,

Putin better stay away from water www.imdb.com/title/tt0069946/plotsummary/?ref_=tt…

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