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lolcatnip , to cat in Name this dog species

Canis familiaris

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of Emo Phillips comparing himself to God because “we both drive a Galaxy.

Spendrill , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Brandy is your friend. Well, for one night it’s your friend and the next day you’ll feel awful but at least you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing it was self inflicted rather than some poxy self-replicator making you feel bad.

usernamesaredifficul ,

when I was a kid my mum had this stuff that would just clear it up. You put it on your pillow and it disolves the blockage as you breath it in or something.

Only thing I remember was the bottle was brown though

Spendrill ,

Olbas oil, probably.

usernamesaredifficul ,

sounds right thanks

Norgur , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Anybody else getting "I'm 14 and this is deep" vibes from this?

PerogiBoi ,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m 30 and this is deep.

evening_push579 ,

Deep inside my nose

Sotuanduso ,

Gottem.

HonoraryMancunian ,

How Can Breathing Be Real If Noses Aren’t Real?

BananaPeal , to funny in Salty Nuts
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hey everybody have you seen my nuts? They’re big and salty and green. If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my nuts in your mouth!

youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY

thorbot ,

Video not available

TastyWheat , to memes in Chances are never zero.

It’s true. I was nearly killed by a cow. Turned my car into a convertible and missed my head by millimetres.

don ,

So you met a cow and got a new car and a haircut for your troubles. Not bad at all!

Drusas ,

Be glad she wasn't a moose.

redxef , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Important question, do they mean

  1. 63V_Earth <= V_Uranus, 64V_Earth > V_Uranus

or

  1. They actually considered sphere packing and thus 64V_Earth <= V_Uranus
IWantToFuckSpez , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Siswet: “Only 63?”

Senseless ,

Is it good or bad that I know what you’re talking about?

IWantToFuckSpez ,

It means that you are an erudite person.

bmsok , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Embrace Uranus

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

What else can you fit in Uranus?

fluxion ,

Massive amounts of gas

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

phttt … give me a good milkshake (I’m lactose intolerant) and I can do that too

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ll tell you what not to put in there: Christmas decorations. They break easy and it can cause a mess. Don’t want to pollute all of Uranus’ non-solid core with glass shards.

See it even sounds sexual when I clearly make it about the planet

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

… in the back seat of a stellar Volkswagen.

Whitlore , to funny in Hold Up

No, U!

RememberTheApollo_ , to memes in Toughest Choice

They should hold hands and talk about it.

joneskind , to cat in Catnip addiction
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

I grown my own for my cat who’s crazy about lettuce, radish leaf, mache and arugula.

She keeps ignoring it. I don’t know if it needs to bloom to be attractive.

dan1101 , to memes in It can become anything

Yup. Also used to play around a creek. Leaves were ships and rocks were bombs.

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