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eezeebee , to memes in Just Upload a meme.
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This is fine

hakunawazo ,

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unreachable ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/624d3bab-5dc5-4886-8bc9-3614de6f58e6.webm

SuperSaiyanSwag , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work

ares35 ,
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the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an 'uncle joke'

oldGregg ,

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

Rivalarrival ,

Something about her being knocked up, because he’s already telling Dad jokes.

lurch ,

What’s your problem with it?

SuperSaiyanSwag ,

I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.

bstix ,

You shouldn’t have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.

Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"

Zink , to cat in Just get in
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The instant ramen has been released… we need to go. NOW.

Maeve , to memes in Just Upload a meme.

Sometimes you just have to step off the precipice, instead of standing there staring into the abyss!

MustrumR , to cat in Catnip addiction

Are we the baddies?

ArianaGrande ,

Nah man, this should be animal rights. Imagine going through life not getting baked even once. Damn, that’s cruel.

LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?

shiveyarbles , to memes in Just Upload a meme.

This is the perfect metaphor for corporate climate denialism

m3t00 , to cat in Catnip addiction
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I have a few stoned cat pics some would consider abuse like giving kids beer. I have done both but never took pictures, ha.

joneskind , to cat in Catnip addiction
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I grown my own for my cat who’s crazy about lettuce, radish leaf, mache and arugula.

She keeps ignoring it. I don’t know if it needs to bloom to be attractive.

ikapoz , to cat in Catnip addiction

Last three cats I’ve roomed with all have zero interest in catnip. My disappointment is immeasurable.

filcuk ,

There are different kinds. Mycat has varying levels of reaction to each from little interest to major goofball.

idunnololz ,
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You can try silvervine as well.

Classy ,

Cat nip and cat mint are different plants. Often if a cat is resistant to one, they will be more likely to enjoy the other. Might be worth a shot.

SlopppyEngineer , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Pushes daughter out the door

“Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there.”

“Daaaaaad!”

Viking_Hippie ,

shag, daughter, shag for babies! I have a business idea!

  • Eddie Izzard explains the origins of Granny Smith apples
Aggravationstation , to cat in Catnip addiction

My cat’s weird with da nip. He has no interest in it unless it’s inside a toy, then he’ll destroy that thing within a day.

Tankiedesantski , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples’ parents are homeowners.

Imgonnatrythis , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

“No worries, I’m not trying to get her home. I really just have my sight set on a blow job at this point.”

lockhart , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Her dad will think you already have children

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