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jeena , to lemmyshitpost in Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home? [Satire]
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God damn, I mean, he’s probably not wrong!

AllonzeeLV , to lemmyshitpost in Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home? [Satire]

The last thing we should be teaching children is some easy mode fantasy about how virtuous and straight forward capitalism is.

If they want to prepare their kids for the world we’ve made them, the parent should take 99% of what they make at the end of the day, and welcome them to cry if they don’t like it because they own the means of lemonade production.

That’s teaching kids about the economy.

Joep ,

Exactly, why wait until their first job to teach them about taxes and the free market. Crush their spirit while they’re young!

AllonzeeLV ,

I don’t even see it as being the one crushing their spirit. What makes that crush more painful is what most parents do, play pretend that the society their child will enter is just, fair, mutually beneficial, and responsive to good faith effort.

The reality lf course couldn’t be further from the truth. Teaching them such things is feeding them to the jackals and setting them up both for disappointment and failure. Children need to know that the moment they’re an adult, society will prey on their good will, punish empathy, and attempt to exploit them for maximum labor with minimum reward.

Instead some parents have their kids sell lemonade/scout cookies/etc to smiling neighbors, about as reflective of the reality of our rigged economy as Santa Clause is to the reality of how those presents got under the tree last christmas.

Then society condemns such children for taking out student loans and working dead end jobs with no promotion or pay raise for making “bad choices,” despite insisting we spend 18 years deluding them into doe eyed naivety to preserve their innocence. If anyone actually wanted that, our society and the global economy wouldn’t be as sociopathic as it is.

sadreality ,

Parents are drinking that koolaid too tho

They don't want to admit the sad reality either.

Boomers are living in denial still telling old stupid tropes as "advice" idiots

lukeblackwell86 ,

Damn, came for the shitpost, left with a life lesson.

thorbot ,

And then the kid kills their parents and seizes the means of production and the Marxist revolution has begun

wizzor , to lemmyshitpost in Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped [SATIRE]

My wife once commented to me with a snide smile

Wife: I know why like that bluey show so much.

Me: Oh?

W: it’s because you are just like the dad!

I’ve never been so proud. Still think about it sometimes.

ninjan , to lemmyshitpost in Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped [SATIRE]

I know it’s satire but I hate when it’s so obvious they’ve seen like 4 episodes before they start riffing. Study the source material and then concoct your satire, don’t just wing it from the back cover…

Bandit tires, he makes mistakes, he fails miserably at teaching lessons at times and really the only truly unrealistic thing about Bluey as a whole is how fucking great those kids are (Bluey and Bingo.) They’re far to understanding and intuitive and don’t get me started on how they are as siblings with the worst conflicts being just about the mildest stuff ever.

If anything the show, like 99% of kids shows, has unattainably competent role models. No kid that watches it ever thinks they can be Bluey or Bingo because they’re just as unrealistic and unrelatable as Spider-Man. You can only be them in your fantasy. Being Chili and Bandit is far easier and I think that is why it’s so loved by parents, because it inspires us to do better, to try harder and to push through, like they do.

We need a kids show about a kid with ADHD and light Autism that tries but fails ever damn time but keeps on grinding. Celebrating the smallest of success.

NewEnglandRedshirt , to lemmyshitpost in Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped [SATIRE]
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I don’t care if this is satire. No bad word should ever be spoken or written about Bandit Heeler.

owatnext , to lemmyshitpost in Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped [SATIRE]

Bandit is too good of a dad! Every other dad take notes!

!bluey

Veedem , to lemmyshitpost in Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped [SATIRE]
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The show definitely pushes me to be better. I appreciate that. Wonderful show, overall.

Delphia ,

I have legit and without irony thought “What would Bandit do?” I have also stolen several fantastic tricks from him such as “Its a good thing your tough.”

For once the dad isnt a source of money and boneheaded antics for the all powerful mommy figure.

kwebb990 , to lemmyshitpost in Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped [SATIRE]

I’ll never live up to the dad that Bandit is

Joep ,

it’s not fair!

abbadon420 ,

To the batmobile!

kwebb990 , to lemmyshitpost in Little League Team, Scared Hitless, Attempts to Steal Signs, Finds Picking Nose Not a Real Sign [SATIRE]

Sounds like my sons team. hands are always down their pants in the outfield

Joep ,

my kid mostly plays in the dirt

Notthemama ,

For sure! That’s my son, too! That, or he’s dancing around on a base like Michael Jackson.

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