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oxjox , to news in Conservatives push to declare fetuses as people, with far-reaching consequences.
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Careful of what you wish for. I look forward to a future court case that establishes once and for all the definition of a person. Although, with the current Supreme Court, I do admit some hesitation.

I mean, if you want to establish rights for a fetus, what do you do when that fetus belongs to a “Mexican”? What do you do if a pregnant American moves to another country without the permission of the fetus? Not to say these are legit examples, but the courts will fill with bizarre cases like this.

More interestingly, what do you do when science stands up in court and establishes a fact that opposes your belief? Your beliefs have gotten you this far. It’s very plausible that you will lose some of the ground you’ve gained.

Erasmus ,
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It all depends which corporation is paying the most for the ruling.

The US Supreme Court, and specifically several of its members (looking at you Clarence Thomas) are nothing more than corporate shills who’ve made it clear they are out for nothing more than whoever can pay them the most money.

PriorityMotif ,
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What do you do when you put a pregnant woman in jail? What if they get pregnant in jail?

turmacar ,

Put the child in a foster home that preaches that this was all for the best. They are only fit caregivers if they share this belief. In 10 years use the child for propaganda about God working in mysterious ways.

uberdroog , to news in Conservatives push to declare fetuses as people, with far-reaching consequences.
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I have about a million pre-people in this tissue. Can I get a tax break?

Deceptichum ,
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Fucking mega-Hitler over here asking for a donation.

How do you live with yourself for killing so many millions of people of young age?

Lemminary ,

Wait til you hear about the Cronus wannabes swallowing them all whole! Despicable.

FlyingSquid ,
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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten you go to prison for mass murder.

JaymesRS ,

I miss the internet of the era of Domo-kun memes.

Bytemeister ,

Hmmm. Who gets the mass murder charge for all the sperm after sex??

Just kidding, this is America. The woman gets charged.

tobogganablaze ,

Life begins at ejaculation!

FlyingSquid ,
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dejected_warp_core ,

On the one hand: ew. Also, how does anyone know enough to put up an actual sign?

On the other: Now they’re just advertising this as an option. According to the sign, as long as you’re clocked out, you’re g2g.

On both hands: Make sure you clock out first.

Muun ,

This was probably written and printed off by an employee as a joke… and it’s really funny.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Yes! If your net worth is over $100M, that is.

That_Devil_Girl , (edited ) to news in Conservatives push to declare fetuses as people, with far-reaching consequences.
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So I can drive in the HOV lane, I can’t be mass arrested, and attempted murder against me is considered attempted genocide?

My tax return is going to be enormous due to how many dependants I have. I’ll have enough money to get TF out of this crazy place.

givesomefucks ,

What they’d really hate is not being able to jail pregnant women because the fetus is innocent

pineapplelover ,

Big brain

worldwidewave ,

Just wait until Texas rules that the fetus was an accomplice, and gives a pregnant woman a double sentence.

givesomefucks ,

Pregnant women kills an abusive husband and Texas tries the mother and fetus for murder…

It’s less funny when you think about how they probably wouldn’t blink

abcd ,

But what if the fetus told the pregnant woman it would kill her and itself if she doesn’t kill her husband. Afraid of dying and losing her fetus she kills her husband.

Let’s say the fetus gets a death sentence because obviously this person initiated everything. Would they wait for it to be born before killing it? Or would they kill it before birth what would be basically an abortion. But abortions are outlawed…

FlyingSquid ,
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All the college kids get to start legally drinking nine months earlier! And legal weed too!

MonkderVierte , to news in Conservatives push to declare fetuses as people, with far-reaching consequences.

Tax returns of 9 months.

MrTomS , to news in Conservatives push to declare fetuses as people, with far-reaching consequences.

Come census time there will be pregnancy tests?

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That_Devil_Girl , to news in Wanted: Poll workers. Must love democracy.
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I would if I could, but I have a job that keeps me busy.

Bluefalcon , to news in Data privacy after Dobbs: Is period tracking safe?

drip. menstrual cycle and fertility tracking (Open-source, non-commercial and leaves your data on your phone.) f-droid.org/packages/com.drip/

Minus the horrible name, it is a great way to track all your cycles.

mozz , to news in Data privacy after Dobbs: Is period tracking safe?
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TL;DR fuck no

unexposedhazard , (edited )

Surely there are fully offline and open source solutions to this right?

Edit: Yes there are. I dont menstruate and dont know enough details to check if this is a good app, but it looks very well made and clean. Its also available on all platforms and from Fdroid.

bloodyhealth.gitlab.io

Ofcourse if the cops get access to your device then everything is joever no matter what you use.

homesweethomeMrL ,

A notebook is offline. That’s perfect.

AmidFuror ,

Should be coded, though. With easy deniability in court.

unexposedhazard ,

If you use a sufficiently good passphrase on your degoogled phone, they cant bruteforce their way in, even with NSO group tools. Trying to come up with your own code is just foolish.

AmidFuror ,

On a physical notepad?

SidewaysHighways ,

ENCRYPT THAT BIHHHHHHHHH

Coasting0942 ,

Till they grab it after grabbing you first.

Kalkaline ,
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Yeah, I generally agree. Offline encryption with a PIN is the way to go if you’re worried (and you probably should be). If they try to make you unlock it, you can forget the pin, biometrics don’t have that advantage.

unexposedhazard ,

I believe these apps allow you to do things that you cant easily do by hand.

eodur ,

Unfortunately I don’t have the links any more, but I did some research and there are some good privacy-focused apps for this. I recall seeing some with features specifically to prevent unauthorized access and with emergency data shredding functionality. I think I saw one that would cleverly create random realistic data if accessed incorrectly.

CameronDev ,

I created one with a duress feature:

github.com/cameroncros/PrivatePeriodTrackerplay.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cross.p…

There is also:

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.drip

But the play store hides mine, and drips is way down the list.

parpol , to news in Data privacy after Dobbs: Is period tracking safe?

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    Mbourgon , to news in Data privacy after Dobbs: Is period tracking safe?

    Not trying to be a fanboy, but it seems like the Apple cycle tracker is fairly secure. That said, here’s a consumer reports article about it as well consumerreports.org/…/how-to-keep-apple-watch-ovu…

    slacktoid , to news in Data privacy after Dobbs: Is period tracking safe?
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    Theres are FOSS software on F-Droid that I’ve seen (Bluemoon, Drip, Periodical), but as someone who doesn’t have periods I don’t know how they compare to non-FOSS alternatives.

    timewarp , to news in Data privacy after Dobbs: Is period tracking safe?
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    Republicans aren’t interested in girls that have started their periods.

    MagicShel ,

    They do want them to breed to make more little kids, though.

    TransplantedSconie , to news in Data privacy after Dobbs: Is period tracking safe?

    If the Republicans win, it will be sent to JD Vance’s office every day.

    Reverendender , to news in Steep fines in Iowa set off state-federal showdown over child labor laws.

    Unpopular take: 14 year olds can work food service or retail after 8pm, and the world will not end. Source: I was that 14 year old. It gives them pocket money, and teaches them discipline and responsibility. Should they be slaughtering cattle? Probably not. But they can make a sandwich or sell a video game.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Shitlibs, lol

    homura1650 ,

    14 year olds have a job. It is called “student”. There is a massive societal interest in them doing that job well.

    Reverendender ,

    Wow, what a failure I must be at life. Thank god I have you to tell me how wrong I have been, with my good and secure job, and my bachelor’s degree.

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