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kaffeebohne , (edited ) to memes in She is right !

Well social withdrawl is also supposed to be one of the biggest factors causing dementia so…

bradorsomething , to noncredibledefense in Just dropped - emotional support aircraft carrier

I don’t care if this is an emotional support aircraft carrier, it can’t come into the store.

nuke ,

I want to speak to your manager

https://i.postimg.cc/TY6Z63vc/Carrier.webp

Fraylor ,

Is this AI? if not, why does this exist?

nuke ,

yeah, it’s ai

verity_kindle ,

Nice horror, goodbye sleep.

mxcory , to programmerhumor in In case of cyberattack

“Cut the hard line to the mainframe!”

dystop ,
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

“uh all the cables are soft, i don’t see any hard lines”

bignuts700 , to memes in New stroganoff research just dropped
@bignuts700@pawb.social avatar

we must dedicate hundreds of supercomputers to solve beef stroganoff

some_guy , to memes in Sounds like a plan

Finally, some advice I can get behind.

pragma , to memes in Who wore it better?
@pragma@lemmy.zip avatar

obviously Frodo

Venat0r ,
labsin , to memes in Combining two different internet debates

If the train drives slow enough that is takes 3s between when your head gets through and your feed are trough, it also needs to take 3s on the other side or you are ripped to pieces or squashed.

Now if it takes 0.1s, you also have to come out in this time and will have a velocity, the same as the train.

Vulwsztyn ,

How long it takes makes no difference. In your story any non-instant teleportation would “rip” you to pieces

labsin ,

Yes, if the speed you go in wouldn’t the speed you go out, you’d be ripped apart.

In portal (the whole point of this joke), it happens instantly an works like walking through a door. If your hand is through, it’s at the other side and the rest of your body isn’t.

If you would travel at the same direction and speed of the train, you could step through and be stationary at the other side. If you stand still and the train travels to you, the only “logical” answer is that you fly out the other side or be ripped apart.

scala , to technology in Cost of a 128KB computer with floppies in 1985

The conversion is wrong. £1500 in 1985 is £5814.92($7,359.45) today.

TrivialBetaState OP ,

I just googled the conversion of the price from 1985 to today based on inflation and then googled the exchange rate between the current value in GBP to USD.

explodes , to steamdeck in Probably the worst Deck 2 design I've seen

What kind of prank is the artist trying to pull?

BowtiesAreCool , to futurama in Seeing people call it season 11 is great cause it means the show's getting new fans

I like the distinction of “Volumes” as the creators intended, and as reflected in the DVDs, and then seasons referring to the broadcast seasons.

Smadels OP ,

you are technically correct; the best kind of correct

AllNewTypeFace , to funny in This'll work until they raise prices on abject terror
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

It was, but then they cut the woods down.

hydroptic OP ,

Could still terrify the townspeople, although I guess that at that point you’d just be another mental health case on the streets

TachyonTele ,

Paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

NakariLexfortaine ,

I tried the local trailer parks after that.

Don’t.

ICastFist , to programmerhumor in If AI can now speak Italian, it can certainly replace us...
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Title mentions speaking italian

Not a single hand gesture anywhere

I’ve been duped

FeelThePower , to lemmyshitpost in favourite drink
@FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Does soju not taste like alcohol? I’ve never had it.

alquicksilver ,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

This is flavored soju, which is usually around 10-12% abv and is sweetened. Very drinkable. Unflavored soju is a little less friendly if you don’t like tasting alcohol.

makuus ,

Unflavored soju is my defense against drinking too much soju. I’ll have one bottle of that and be like “yep, I’m good”.

Meanwhile, everyone else is near the bottom of their second bottle of flavored soju and eyeing a third…

InquisitiveApathy ,

I’ve never had the flavored ones, but not really. It’s actually a very smooth drink. It’s a neutral spirit made from sweet potato so it tastes kind of like vodka, but without the bite because it’s half the alcohol content.

CluelessLemmyng ,

Unflavored and by itself, it’s meh. But flavored and/or mixed in with yogurt drinks or calpico, it’s dangerous.

RacoonVegetable , to programmerhumor in If AI can now speak Italian, it can certainly replace us...

I felt that when he said *83h400+93)*38hpfhi0

MystikIncarnate , to funny in Yeah, about that…

Yes and no. If people had access to correct information, rather than every passing thought anyone has ever had ever, including complete fabrications and things that were never meant to be taken seriously, then they’d probably be okay.

Even making a claim about what is true and factual seems to be a point to be argued on the internet lately.

We’ve given everyone a voice and access to everyone else’s voice as well as access to all information. Most are lost in the noise, and can’t find the signal.

Crashumbc ,

It’s also let the wackos(technical term) converge into echo chambers and amplify their voice.

MystikIncarnate ,
xilona ,

Here it is: signal.org🙂

MystikIncarnate ,

Thanks? I think?

xilona ,

You’re welcome!

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