She is right !

AceFuzzLord , 7 months ago

Being near other humans has an increased chance of having a brain aneurysm when you get to the point you start getting pissed at younger people or people in general.

Holzkohlen , 7 months ago

I am usually just pissed at older people tho. Luckily they just die slowly at home and I rarely ever see them up and about.

lorty , 7 months ago

“Hell is other people” - Someone smart

SamVergeudetZeit , 7 months ago

How boring

Falafels , 7 months ago

You can’t forget the daily wine, that’s usually in there too.

onlooker , 7 months ago

I am going to be immortal.

Blackmist , 7 months ago

The secret to long life is to live a really long time without dying.

HubertManne , 7 months ago

Im not scared of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

DessertStorms , 7 months ago

She is right, especially with her actual statement:
https://kbin.social/media/cache/resolve/entry_thumb/74/8b/748b6ee872636ff6bde41984726788f34b32292fc10d491f903b354ce30fd2b6.jpg
confirmation: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/secret-to-long-life-avoiding-men_n_6508870

cabbagee , 7 months ago

Thank you. The extra article about the 116 and 105 year olds crediting bacon made me laugh. No men and lots of bacon, got it.

DancingIsForbidden , 7 months ago

this you?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d1ac1001-98d8-4957-99e0-168dcbcd1153.jpeg

DessertStorms , 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way

this you?

At least you tried 😂
(what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

DancingIsForbidden , 7 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

meh, I just thought it was funny

homicidalrobot , 7 months ago

Jokes are supposed to be funny to the audience, not necessarily the comedian, just so you know

ilinamorato , 7 months ago

The best jokes are both, but if they’re not funny to the audience, the comedian really sucks.

DessertStorms , 7 months ago

(what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

You're literally doing it again.. Are you going to call me hysterical next, and then mansplain your "joke" to me? 😂
Your bullshit didn't land, feel free to keep digging yourself deeper in it, but I'm going to excuse myself at this point lol

DancingIsForbidden , 7 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b34525a4-539c-49d9-b323-a2dd3b6b8635.webp

ilinamorato , 7 months ago

Dang, there are really people out here on Beyonce’s Internet in 2023 still unironically using the “it was just a joke” defense?

Wow. That’s stunning. I’m so glad I was here for this.

ZzyzxRoad , 7 months ago

This article was amended on 30 May 2019 to remove remarks by Paul Dolan that contained a misunderstanding of an aspect of the American Time Use Survey data.

Fuck, they really did him a disservice with this edit. He wrote a whole book based on the survey data.

Mothra , 7 months ago

Damn am I doomed to a long life?

GissaMittJobb , 7 months ago

I want to remember that loneliness is a major factor in dying earlier than people who are not lonely, so I would think she’s not right.

Viking_Hippie , 7 months ago

Mostly the kind of loneliness that comes from losing a loved one that you depended on, though, not just avoiding people on purpose.

Come to think of it, it’s only really loneliness if you WANT to be around people more. Otherwise it’s just based misanthropy 😁

Falafels , 7 months ago

Depends. Alone is not the same as lonely.

kaffeebohne , 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

Well social withdrawl is also supposed to be one of the biggest factors causing dementia so…

The_Eminent_Bon , 7 months ago

Everywhere I go I see her.