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AllNewTypeFace , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up
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Which Adam Curtis documentary is this from?

TempermentalAnomaly ,

And how is this just like that small rebel group in Ecuador?

psycho_driver , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

Cheesegate.

TempermentalAnomaly ,

Bad security. Just chew right through that.

dditty ,

Their security is full of holes

Uranium3006 , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up
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We should stop subsiding dairy. In fact we should release all the cheese all at once to counter greedflation

Track_Shovel OP ,

This is the plot of one of the malazan books

ShouldIHaveFun , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

In Switzerland we have the tradition that for every kg of gold stored in a bank, we have to keep an equal value of cheese in the vault.

Altofaltception , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

Meanwhile Canada has a strategic reserve of maple syrup.

Track_Shovel OP ,

You shut up about that right now. it’s a national secret. What do you think we do with those abandoned wells?

ShadowCatEXE ,
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It’s actually having to be used, since production of our sweet glory oil has been low.

peteypete420 ,

Sweet Glory Oil, o my god that is hilarious.

Moose ,
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We had to tighten up security after the great maple syrup heist.

milicent_bystandr ,

Adjusted for inflation, the heist was the most valuable in Canadian history until the 2023 Toronto Pearson International Airport heist

Did they steal an airport in 2023?

milicent_bystandr ,

Also, does that qualify them to be called the Sticky Bandits? More professional than Marv and Harry at any rate.

ILikeBoobies ,

Really just Quebec

Both are there to pay farmers for more than the country needs

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

Honestly, the idea that America has a network of cheese caves makes the country a little bit more awesome.

Track_Shovel OP ,

The best part is that dealing with old mines is a big issue (socially, land use wise, and environmentally). Re-purposing them as cheese caves has me howling.

wildbus8979 , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

It ain’t sliding down easy if it ain’t cheesy!

cypherpunks , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese

See also:

wildbus8979 ,

QMSP/FPAQ isn’t government owned though.

PrimeMinisterKeyes ,

Thank you so much for this. The Wikipedia rabbit hole it opened up led me to the fact that “vintage” originally meant “wine harvest”.

JasonDJ ,

Etymology

late Middle English: alteration (influenced by vintner) of earlier vendage, from Old French vendange, from Latin vindemia (from vinum ‘wine’ + demere ‘remove’).

Interesting. It makes a lot of sense now, knowing that.

ajmaxwell , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up
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The government created stuffed crust pizza

Track_Shovel OP ,

THANKS OBAMA!

awwwyissss , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

When the zombies start taking over I’m grabbing wine and crackers and setting up my base in the Cheese Cave.

JoShmoe ,

Com’on you know there’s already a team camping at every entrance, waiting where you can’t see them.

awwwyissss ,

They won’t keep me from my snacks.

dditty ,

They can’t stop all of us

Infynis , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up
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They should let people in. Sell the cheese like apples at a pick your own apple orchard

cooopsspace , to mildlyinfuriating in YouTube needs more potato

HDArent

sgibson5150 OP ,

😆

Rentlar , to mildlyinfuriating in YouTube needs more potato

Yeah it’s a long HQ video so it takes a while for YouTube to process, wait a week and see.

sgibson5150 OP ,

Check my last edit in main post.

Magnetron , to mildlyinfuriating in YouTube needs more potato

Thank god for the Nvidia Shield Pro and SmartTube.

sgibson5150 OP ,

Yes, I am obviously the problem with my inferior equipment and stock software. By all means, show us how it is done. youtu.be/oMMf_K_P-no

Magnetron ,

Well, my shit TV was the problem. I meant no offence, buddy. The only way to solve the issue for me was to throw money at it. Show me an affordable smart TV that can stream 4k out of the box, day or night, with no buffering, I’m your guy. Or am I reading too much into this, and do you really just want me to photograph my TV while it streams that video in 4k?

sgibson5150 OP , (edited )

I apologize unreservedly if I misread your tone. No, I wanted to see what resolutions you showed available for the video. This could just be a weird YouTube issue. Maybe an error happened on their end when they were generating the various files. I checked this morning and it showed the same two pitiful resolutions when I tried to play on my phone. The real mystery is how it got 14k views in this state. I watch HDR content to enjoy my TV, but HDR on a postage stamp ain’t it.

Edit: I think I found an explanation that fits the available facts. See latest edit in main post.

Magnetron ,

Alright mate, all good, I will run it when I get home and report back. For what it’s worth, the video is showing the 4k option on my Android phone using Grayjay app.

deadbeef , to mildlyinfuriating in YouTube needs more potato

Haha, 144p @ 60hz is fricking hilarious.

Reminds me of seeing completely rubbish resolution real player videos embedded in websites back in the late 90s and me thinking, “Well that isn’t ever going to take off”.

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