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Gradually_Adjusting , to lemmyshitpost in I want to speak to the meat manager
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I need more memes that are specifically voiced by H. John Benjamin please, thanks

tpyo ,

I just finished Bob’s Burgers but I was playing a game while the last episode was on and didn’t realize it was the finale…

Just means I need to rewatch the whole thing again!

Kerb , to memes in YARRR
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

im already verry comfortable not owning ubisoft games

bquintb , to memes in YARRR
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE.

YOU. ARE. A. PIRATE

DmMacniel ,

Yarr Har fidel di di

Being a pirate is alright to be

tigeruppercut ,

fidel

I’m not sure Castro would’ve classified himself as a pirate, but close enough

Hiro8811 ,

Unless they catch you, but keep sailing till your winds get cut

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in I want to speak to the meat manager
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Gimme that sir loin.

capital ,

(͡•_ ͡• )

ceasarlegsvin , to memes in YARRR

Pirating a ubisoft game is pretty obviously morally wrong.

Not because of the piracy, but because then you're wasting your time playing a ubisoft game.

Noodle07 ,

Lol hard agree

RandomLegend ,

My SSD complains about feeling disgusting and dirty after i installed a Ubisoft game to it last time.

It won’t happen again, it needs some time to recover from that.

uis ,

And also because you make ubisoft game more popular

moosetwin , to lemmyshitpost in Trout populations
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

god I love these trout population memes

urist , to lemmyshitpost in I want to speak to the meat manager
@urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You don’t know what you ask, traveler. My loins are too tender for you. They will surely kill you.

Godric , (edited )

Butcher! I am telling you I need your tender loins! I am going into battle!

BreadOven ,

You can’t handle my tenderest loins, traveller! My tenderest loins are enough to kill a beast, let alone a man!

Go to a butcher who sells tougher loins!

Annoyed_Crabby , to lemmyshitpost in Trout populations

Am i a trout 🤔

Track_Shovel OP ,

No, but a distant ancestor may have been

Hegar , to lemmyshitpost in I want to speak to the meat manager
@Hegar@kbin.social avatar

No, that's too tender.

thesporkeffect , to lemmyshitpost in Smooth

That’s the wrong number. You either need to take one away or get another one put on

Brad_Brace ,
@Brad_Brace@lemmy.world avatar

If it’s the second, do you have to hunt it down yourself or how does it work?

RedditWanderer ,

Yeah I’ve heard of “growing a pair” but not growing just one.

peteypete420 ,

People just half ass things nowadays

hannes3120 , to memes in YARRR

Interesting that it’s not the steam logo used for that meme…

DaGeek247 ,
@DaGeek247@fedia.io avatar

It wasn't the ceo of steam who said you should get used to not owning games either. https://www.pcgamer.com/ubisoft-director-says-gamers-will-get-more-comfortable-not-owning-games-and-hes-not-wrong/

Kjev ,
@Kjev@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

You don’t own games on Steam either.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Don’t you dare slander Lord Gaben 😭😭😭

Honytawk ,

Slander would mean it was misinformation

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It was sarcastic I thought the horde of crying emojis made that clear.

ExpertisePredicament ,

You can own certain Steam games as much as you can own them on GOG, which is to say it’s completely up to the publisher/devs. pcgamingwiki.com/…/The_big_list_of_DRM-free_games…

Johanno ,

But I can play them without Internet (mostly).

Steam isn’t perfect. But it’s the best we have for now. And the trend currently is only getting worse.

MustrumR ,

The thing is that Steam doesn't have a history of shutting down a significant fraction of games they have available by themselves. Hence people don't criticize them.

Also you can (not saying that you should, I personally don't trust Gabe) put some tust in a private owned company if you trust the owners.

In case of public companies they are forced by law and major shareholders into making shortsighted decisions and prioritizing profit only.

hannes3120 ,

Yeah - but the situation there is literally the same as with all the other launchers besides GOG

For some reason steam just has a huge fanclub that doesn’t accept any kind of criticism

Psychodelic ,

It’s like a fuckin cult. Shit’s been cringe from day 1

a_wild_mimic_appears ,

The reason for that fanclub is that publishing a game on Steam does NOT require you to use any DRM at all. That’s a choice every publisher makes for themselves.

Furthermore, the Steam DRM itself is weak af (as in “circumvention has been automated”) and as non-invasive as it gets (a simple licence check). All of this is in line with their public stance (“Piracy is a service problem”).

I pirate more shit than i could ever play, but still buy games on Steam (But only the stuff i really want to keep playing like Baldurs Gate 3, or small indie titles that are just gems (i have to namedrop ΔV: Rings of Saturn and Star Valor here, because i come back to them ALL the time)

GeneralEmergency ,

G*mers are to far Stockholmed in that monopoly to realise GabeN took them for fools.

bi_tux ,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

GabeN never let me down tho

GeneralEmergency ,

How often do you complain about games being released unfinished?

bi_tux ,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

never about a valve game

steam is just a market

GeneralEmergency ,

Big Stockholm energy there.

bi_tux ,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

which valve game was ever fucked up? like ubisoft or bethesda fucked up?

GeneralEmergency , (edited )

Counter Strike, TF2, Half-life 2.

And forcing users to download a proprietary launcher

bi_tux ,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

idk what was wrong with the games you named (except hl2 episode 3), yeah, the propriotary launcher is not so nice, but at least they support FOSS besides that, I love GabeN for making even games from other studios playable on Linux

GeneralEmergency ,

Creating the loot box economy, profiting off cosmetics while hackers ruin the game, sequels that add small features, forcing a contained story to be episodic.

" love GabeN for making even games from other studios playable on Linux"

stor stockholmsenergi

bi_tux ,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t want to say they are perfect, but they are better. while they offer cosmetics in cs, others would have made it pay to win. portal 1, hl 1, l4d1 wouldn’t be playable anymore if it was for ubisoft, you get the point.

come to think, the only 2 things I’m mad at: propriotary launcher and they took down csgo with the community stuff

mp3 , to memes in YARRR
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

If they want my money, they can find me on GOG.

uis ,

Valid answer

myster0n , to memes in YARRR

Well, Ubisoft, you should be comfortable not owning my money then. Lead by example.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Smooth
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’ve thought about adding more balls just for the aesthetic.

“Hey, ladies, ever see a guy with two sets of testicles?”

goldenbough ,

He had 4 sets of testicles, so divine.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Washington, Washington, six foot eight weighs a fucking ton.

goldenbough ,

He’s coming

He’s coming

He’s coming

Caffeine ,

Did I mention his four nuts? Well, he also has four dicks.

Aremel ,

That motherfucker had like…30 god damn dicks.

Daqu ,

Wanna see my sixpack?

Track_Shovel OP ,

Imagine the clean up. Christ.

ZILtoid1991 ,

I want to have like 10-20 testicles, which means I would be even manlier.

gamermanh ,

[Let me lay it on the line

He had 2 on the vine

I mean, 2 sets of testicles

so divine

](youtu.be/Ex2hj5rLN48)

harry315 , to lemmyshitpost in Smooth

I’ve got questions I’m too afraid of knowing the answer

Zikeji ,
@Zikeji@programming.dev avatar

You don’t?

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