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Chadsalot , to memes in That's some good shit

Here you go bro

TheAnonymouseJoker , to memes in I don't care that Goku and Frieza have been powering up for the last two weeks; you're not changing it on me
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I have done this against my entire family wanting to not let me watch DBZ on Toonami, for their own bullshit, despite me only getting to watch like 1 hour of TV.

Sidewayshighways , to memes in I don't care that Goku and Frieza have been powering up for the last two weeks; you're not changing it on me

He said it’s only gonna take 5 more minutes for the planet to blow up! We’ve been waiting on this set of episodes for years!!

dm_me_your_feet , to memes in Somewhere in Iceland, Floki is hit by flying pepperoni

Exactly this happened to my mum when she tried making homemade frozen pizza without prebaking it. Either this is a store bought frozen pizza that thawed in a serious manner or something similar happened.

Source: I sustain myself on a healthy 33% Pizza diet.

paddirn , to memes in That's some good shit

Me: “I’m giving these people fucking gold here, holy shit, I’m a modern Shakespeare.”

My comment: “👉🏻👌🏾💦💩💩🤣🤣🦄🐒”

phorq ,

Translation: If you don’t point a finger when society says everything is okay, they’ll continue to ignore the flood of shit that is behind them. We laugh, but no magical unicorn is coming to save us monkeys…

Yeah, it’s a bit pessimistic for me.

psycho_driver , to memes in I have several questions, actually

How is the lady playing the back horsey half getting oxygen?

Franzia ,

😳

Apollonius_Cone ,

That one breathes methane.

DuncanIdaho ,

😅

CaptainBlagbird , to memes in That's some good shit
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Same, and also when someone creates a new post on my communities :3

(Just also look after yourself not to get social media addicted, okay? 🥺)

apotheotic , to memes in I have several questions, actually

Smash

z3n0x , to memes in That's some good shit
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“My pretties”

Nacktmull , to memes in That's some good shit
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I just enjoy quality content that’s all …

snekerpimp , to memes in That's some good shit

Stop attacking me

norgur , to memes in That's some good shit
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The fact that this got a fair bit of upvotes tells me I’m not alone in my narcissistic tendencies. Yay me and me alone!

Custoslibera , to memes in That's some good shit

Finally some good fucking content - I say, while rereading my comments.

PotatoesFall , to memes in I have several questions, actually

She has two belly buttons, one on each of her bellies.

Peafield , to memes in That's some good shit

Here is an interesting fact: Bananas are naturally radioactive. They contain potassium, and a tiny fraction of that potassium is actually the radioactive isotope potassium-40. This has even led to the creation of the “banana equivalent dose,” a playful unit of radiation exposure!

ignotum ,

This was an interesting and humorous little factoid, thank you for sharing this with us

paddirn ,

XKCD created this handy Radiation Dose Chart that shows the radiation exposure you get from bananas as compared to other sources of radiation, to put it in perspective. Luckily, I’ll never get radiation from sleeping next to someone else.

VikingHippie ,

So what Randall saying is that eating a banana is the equivalent of a threesome? Never knew bananas were so SPICY

VikingHippie , (edited )

Another fun banana fact: banana equivalent dose is also the threshold at which a beer is allowed to be classified as non-alcoholic in spite of not technically being completely devoid of alcohol.

The (quite reasonable) compromise being that any content below the 0.5% some bananas contain metabolizes so quickly that it’s literally impossible to get drunk on it and furthermore too dilute for even the severely allergic and people on medicine with adverse interactions to feel any ill effects.

TheCheddarCheese ,
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get the potassium

TimeSquirrel ,
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Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world, is No. 1 exporter of potassium.

Bread ,

I am sorry sir, but you have received a lethal dose of banana radiation poisoning. You have about 2 days to live and should start making arrangements.

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