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PeriodicallyPedantic , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

FINE, I’LL DO IT.

But not because you told me to.

GladiusB ,
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I will, just because you did!

AA5B , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Every day for a full month!?!?!?

Agent641 ,

Duty calls

Gingernate ,

Found the american

AA5B ,

Yeah, I’ll take this one. The funny thing is I saw this at the same time as a similar reply for an entirely different thread: I guess only knowing English is also an American stereotype, just like a certain date format

MonkCanatella , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Sigh… unzips

dangblingus , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day

TimewornTraveler ,

what else would you say?

Classy ,

Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

RGB3x3 ,

Title. Enter. Input. Insert. Stroke Out. Masturbate.

Well maybe not that last one.

Patches ,

Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

He ejaculated

Daxtron2 ,

Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better

TimewornTraveler ,

Diary is a day’s musings, one could say a calendar is naught but a series of diaries!

caesaravgvstvs , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

If it’s an entire day I would say it’s gooning day

theneverfox ,
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It’s a month

caesaravgvstvs ,

Oh true! USA notation

Infraxion ,

you can see the 1 under the Fri, it’s sensible notation

corship ,

It’s madness

Bearlydave , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

…And the I put my day off in the calendar.

Asudox , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record
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You’ve heard it guys, time for us to jack off.

kittenzrulz123 , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Seems like a sticky situation

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Well don’t mind if I do…

Can’t argue with it. It’s scheduled on the calendar.

MxM111 ,

The problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.

NocturnalEngineer ,

If you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I’m certain you wouldn’t want to do any other days for a while.

MxM111 ,

Yes, I can see that sleep deprivation can be a problem.

nilloc ,

If it’s in the US, he’s got a long month ahead of him.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Make sure you use the company approved cumpod

m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0PJovYgAFE

Godnroc , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Sent me to the dictionary on that one.

Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.

TseseJuer ,

what about diarrheas

JimVanDeventer , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

They’ve got you pegged.

gaiussabinus , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired

Chivera , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

That’s a long one

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I call those Saturdays

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

They absolutely knew what they were doing.

GrammatonCleric , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record
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That capitalization choice 👨🏻‍🍳💋

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