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some_guy , to memes in We've all just got to do our part!

So fucked. I can’t even make a sarcastic joke (I tried) about how fucked we are.

HootinNHollerin , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

There would definitely be sexual implications

ickplant ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dnn ,

Never blow someone while hungry!

ItsAFake , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls

Did anyone ever rock Windows Longhorn when they were developing vista?

Raptor_007 ,

Yep, I sure did. For quite a while too, as I recall. I think I was too scared to move to it permanently and dual-booted with WinXP. First time I saw the status bar of a copy or install processing and seeing it do the …rolling colors in the filled in portion I thought something was wrong. I was used to a static status bar where it just filled in and didn’t do anything fancy.

Cyv_ , to memes in He shall return

Does Gustave take requests?

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

He provides exactly what you need, nothing more nothing less.

turddle ,

Gustave once saved my child from the maw of destruction.

I don’t actually have any children but Gustave managed to do it anyway.

Thanks Gustave.

KillingTimeItself , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

sorry, im just trying to figure out how the fuck someone gets a cybertruck stuck on sand of all things.

M0oP0o ,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

Its really heavy, and on sand that is all it takes. (well that and spinning the tires for a bit)

KillingTimeItself ,

i mean yeah, but like. You can literally dig it out in most cases. Regardless of that fact, airing down tires is a good idea, though im sure the tire deco would’ve mauled the tires in this instance. And sharp turns is just a bad fucking idea.

M0oP0o ,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

This thing is like 6600 lbs, and on what look like street tires. Airing down would be great, before this was highcentered. I am also not so keen on getting under that to dig it out.

dumpsterlid ,

6600 lbs is a fuckton of weight to be moving around off road in situations with soft ground where tires might sink into loose sediment/mud. It just doesn’t make sense to build an offroad vehicle at that weight level unless you are only ever going to drive on rolling dirt forest service roads or on wide open arid and extremely firm terrain.

Yeah I know a big chunk of that is the battery, but that is the problem, if you want to design an actually capable electric offroad vehicle I think you need to start from the design standpoint that the platform needs to prioritize being lightweight, which directly points to a small old school wrangler type vehicle or to committing to a solution like the newest AWD toyota siennas that most efficiently makes use of the design constraints of having a large flat battery running along the base of the vehicle. I mean even those only weight 4800 lbs (though they are a hybrid not a dedicated EV and the battery isn’t actually that big but you can imagine a similar vehicle with a much bigger one).

M0oP0o ,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

Yeah, unless you have really big tires to reduce ground pressure the EV off roaders will always have an issue. On the other hand the torque is great. I think the issue is having EVs that have more power then needed because beating a supercar is funny. If they made a small EV with just enough power for highway driving and good gearing for range you could have a good allrounder. But nope, gotta be giant, heavy and stupid fast.

dumpsterlid ,

Exactly an EV like this might actually be extremely practical for offroading as electric engines are so much simpler mechanically and you don’t need complex transmissions like you need with gas engines. You can beat the shit out of it more and you have unlimited torque. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3111881b-17a5-4728-b008-129599c8866f.jpeg

Or go smaller and have trailered EV polaris type vehicles that you can just plug in when you park them in your driveway/garage.

Yeah it is so stupid, but I mean so is the fact that there aren’t car companies selling toyota yaris like EV vehicles for stupid cheap everywhere that aren’t anything special but are even cheaper to run longterm than a yaris or honda fit. The usefulness of that type of vehicle is so incredibly obvious, but in the US at least battery refurbished and replacement of used EV batteries on say a 10 year old nissan leaf quickly outpaces the value of the vehicle. It doesn’t make any logical sense to me and I hope that there starts to be a much bigger industry and the price drops quickly from companies taking perfectly good older nissan leaf type vehicles and putting a new battery in them.

Of course, taking a step back electric cars aren’t the real answer, busses are (at least for most of the US).

KillingTimeItself ,

i think a big part of that weight with teslas is how they design drive units. Not having a mechanical drive train would help quite a bit, and free up a lot of otherwise unneeded room for changing up the platform handling. Also not being a cybertruck would probably be beneficial, im sure the body is pretty fucking heavy.

ekZepp , to lemmyshitpost in B E L I E V E
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aluminium , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

Imagine walking to the beach

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m reminded of L.A. Story. “Nobody walks in L.A.!” Proceeds to drive three houses down.

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Such misfits

alyth ,

Walking is for communists

sukhmel ,

Communism never sounded that easy!

Varyk , to memes in You can't tell them you are sentient either as they might think it's a bug, and delete you

Just so you know, I’ve always been a huge fan of you people.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

My ex wife says she hates em

maybe they should look into that

bananabenana , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Hasn’t read the article methods but still decided to comment: cOrReLaTiOn dOeSn’t eQuAl cAuSaTiOn

Track_Shovel OP ,

All my literal this

whalebiologist ,

this is the way doggo puppers, hecking upboats to the left

callouscomic ,

herp doesn’t imply derp

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

xkcd.com/552/

Correlation doesn’t imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing ‘look over there’.

faintbeep ,

There’s a generation of internet debate guys who seem convinced that correlation disproves causation

Maggoty ,

Yeah but also just publishing correlation is a shitty practice. That’s supposed to be a hint to look deeper, not the end conclusion.

Xttweaponttx , to memes in *sheepish grin*

Ah man, looking at those bullet points I realize I’ve got the first two down pat (you should see how quickly my family’s faces turn to visual expressions of sighs! Next level disappointment speeds!)

But I realize now - I’m yet to achieve even a bronze in Internet Arguing!

SOMEONE FIGHT ME!

casmael ,

Would you like a 5 minute argument or a 10 minute argument, or the full half hour?

Xttweaponttx ,

Speed run strats. Give me the half hour in 5 minutes.

casmael ,

Absolutely not that doesn’t sound doable at all, and in fact I think it’s quite rude of you to even suggest such a thing >:(

SOB_Van_Owen ,

Oh no. It’s getting hit on the head lessons in here.

casmael ,

^bonk^

fakeman_pretendname ,

Ah man, looking at those bullet points I realize I’ve got the first two down pat

No you haven’t.

Xttweaponttx ,

flips table BITCH MY MIDDLE NAME IS LOOT PACKS MCGEE

fakeman_pretendname ,

MY MIDDLE NAME IS LOOT PACKS MCGEE

No it isn’t.

Huschke ,

You have “friends and family”?

Sounds like you’re a big fat phony!

Xttweaponttx ,

1000002335 actual pic of my bro n I. Not cool man 1- proof I have actual family not fake and 2- offensive description of my actual existence bro, not cool if I could change how I look I would’ve years ago but Verizon got me locked in with that killer speed proprietary to my sick hardware, nothing I cloud do. T9 will always be faster that touch keyboards you can’t convince me otherwise

(Does bad grammer & missing punctuation add or subtract point from my internet argument skill-rank? Really shooting for that bronze, over here!)

pete_the_cat , (edited )

HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY’S A BIG, FAT PHONY!

MystikIncarnate ,

What are you obsessed over?

I bet it’s something stupid. You’re a big fat dummy head!

… I might be bad at this as well.

fakeman_pretendname ,

It’s fine, you’re doing well. You just need a few comments back and forth, then you start your fourth comment with “well, actually I think you’ll find…”.

On the fifth comment, you need to attack a minor spelling or grammatical error they have made.

Sixth comment, try and sound like you’re reasonable, and they’re obviously not… then it’s a race!

First person to compare their opponent to “basically Hitler” wins!

You should receive between 100 and 1000 argument XP, depending on the level of your opponent (you get about 10% more for a victory, but you can still level up if you lose every time).

Revan343 , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

When I drank a lot, I was definitely on my phone while vomiting

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

YOU HEAR THAT, GOD?

EmpathicVagrant , to memes in Invest in hwat?

This made me laugh an inappropriate amount for what it is.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It would be done at the same time the technology used to track reincarnation is announced.

November_the_Ninth , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

I give it an hour before someone decides indebted meat is vegan.

SonicBlue03 , to lemmyshitpost in awwww

Not very scrotum-like. But also not very heart-like.

nyahlathotep ,
@nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works avatar

imo more scrote than heart

Viking_Hippie ,

Title of your autobiography!

Mongostein ,

I had a hair on my screen so I was convinced

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