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Zerush , to memes in I'm tired, Boss
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rtxn , to memes in I'm tired, Boss

My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial!

Sanyanov , to memes in The second coming is near

He was just like: Nice dick bro, gonna give my life for it

ohlaph , to memes in The second coming is near

I thought I had heard them all but blasting rope is a first gor me, haha.

Nacktmull , to memes in yoink
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

Fun fact: I once got a lifetime ban on r/artefactporn for saying the British museum should give all the stolen stuff back.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Lmfao.

That sounds about right for Reddit.

flashgnash , to memes in You guessed WRONG!

Raisin cookies > chocolate chip cookies

FooBarrington ,

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad

flashgnash ,

I’ve just eaten a raisin cookie so I feel fantastic

ReakDuck ,

I am jealous

flashgnash ,

Here, you can have one I have plenty 🍪

TurboDiesel ,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

You’re right and you should say it louder.

Spider89 ,

No

flashgnash ,

RAISIN COOKIES > CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

Gork , to memes in fly, you fool!

I once came back with cabbage when lettuce was asked for.

I’m not the smartest person.

Hupf ,
janus2 , to memes in Do yourself a favor
@janus2@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

i am the trash

tilcica , to memes in Daaaad, stooooop

most common robmanian occupation

^(2balkan4you lives on)

Spaghetti_Hitchens , to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this

Ladies. I am so swole on the lord

Mr_Fish , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

Everyone needs to stop harping on about this

theFibonacciEffect , to memes in Text wrap

Me in LaTeX: [H!], please be where I want you to be!

Currens_felis , to memes in I have an answer, but I'm not sure I am allowed to say it on TV

How did they not see this? Unless, it’s intentional…

Jimmycrackcrack ,

not real haha. Aside from “luck be in the air tonight” not being a phrase I’ve ever heard anyone say in any context, it doesn’t make sense as the solution because the “i” in “in” and also “tonight” is already revealed yet it isn’t for the word “air” (must admit I didn’t notice this, until I saw it pointed out).

Empricorn , (edited )

What are you talking about? The ‘i’ in both ‘air’ and ‘tonight’ is not revealed. Just like it’s still hidden in ‘air’. Or am I misunderstood something…?

EDIT: Ah, you’re referring to the Snopes article you linked. I get it, but the rest of us are just commenting on the post and image here.

Jimmycrackcrack ,

Oh snap haha. Yeh I’m a dumbass. Nevertheless, it is definitely fake, which is something you can really determine just from context given the relative unlikelyness of this being missed and the fact that, “luck be in the air tonight” is not a phrase, but it’s good to know that this even exists in multiple forms out there meaning it’s definitely been manipulted.

Dave ,
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If you follow their link, you’ll see the original had the issue they describe. The one posted here seems to have been (further) photoshopped to solve the issue of the original.

neomis ,

Looks like they fixed that in this meme

Haha ,

Haha

ShortFuse ,

It’s a portmanteau of the lyrics “Luck be a lady tonight” and “I can feel it calling in the air tonight” which is why it feels just familiar enough to seem real, but not actually.

ColeSloth ,

This would be in the category “before and after” where the middle of the puzzle ends one saying and begins another. The solve would be “tuck me in” along with “in the air tonight”.

Ozymandias1688 , to memes in Pleas wait

I was told that my great-grandma used to do exactly this, to check wether an egg was “in the pipeline”…

Knusper ,

We even have a regional word from that: “Entenklemmer”, which translates verbatim to “duck pincher”.

Some folks when leaving their ducks out of the enclosure, they’d check each duck for an egg in said pipeline. If there was one, they wouldn’t let that duck out, because well, they wanted that egg.

So, an Entenklemmer is a scrooge, someone going to great lengths to not miss out on even tiny profits.

craftyindividual ,

Knusper = crispy, yes?

teichflamme ,

Crispy would be knusprig.

Knusper could mean a couple of things.

It could be a conjugated form of the verb “knuspern”, which means eating something crispy.

Knusper itself is also used in an entirely different context to express that someone is weird or has mental problems. Then you could say someone is not knusper or “nicht ganz knusper”.

Knusper ,

It can also be onomatopoeia for eating something crispy. So, imagine a comic where a hamster is nibbling away at a cracker, then above that can be written:

Knusper Knusper

(basically Crunch Crunch)

But yeah, thanks for the rest of the explanation. I chose this username essentially at random when signing up here, but it’s been growing on me. Just a fun word in our language.

kromem , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

I always ask if there’s a price match from the company which there often isn’t.

The few times they say yes, I follow up with asking if there’s a cap on the match.

If there’s a match and no cap, I’ll usually donate.

But 1,000,000 fuck nos to donation if there isn’t a match or if they are capping that shit.

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