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jennwiththesea , to memes in The elbow; hurts so good!
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I hate massages while they’re happening. They hurt like hell. But then afterward, my back is golden for weeks, so it’s worth it. I just have to endure!

moosetwin , to memes in Day. Ruined.
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I have touch sensitivities, (especially when it comes to paper) but for some reason I’ve never had wet socks as a problem.

Hovenko , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science
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So he bought a microwave to microwave a microwave.

AngryCommieKender , to memes in Day. Ruined.

This is why I have steel toes sandals, and water shoes. If there’s even a slight possibility of my feet getting wet, I’m wearing one of those.

Imgonnatrythis ,

If you have children better just wear those all the time.

PenguinJuice , to memes in Day. Ruined.

I never understood this. I sleep with wet socks on and the fan. Helps keep me cool at night.

avocado , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science

Reminds me of The Microwave Show

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Alto ,
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THE MASKS! THEY DO NOTHING!

Spliffman1 , to memes in *SCREEEEECHHHHHHHHHH*
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Damn I stayed there years ago and it was jaded then, is that place still around? Lol

pipows , to memes in It's not a lobby, it's a hobby!
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Then abolish politicians

StalksEveryone , to memes in *SCREEEEECHHHHHHHHHH*
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tots mall, hoodrat intersection, furry nightclub

pigup , to memes in *SCREEEEECHHHHHHHHHH*

Address

reagansrottencorpse , to memes in "I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

The people of the village gathered in the town square, a murmur of worried voices rising. Since the warlocks of the Great Mountain had stopped providing magical aid and blessings, the townspeople’s lives had gotten steadily worse. Crops were failing, diseases spreading, monsters encroaching from the hills.

“We cannot rely on the mountain warlocks’ charity any longer!” shouted Tana, an elder witch of the village. “For too long their magical bounty has come with steep prices - our sovereignty, our resources, our dignity. No more!”

The crowd cheered, magic crackling in the air from their hands.

“The warlocks hoard arcane knowledge that is our birthright!” Tana continued. “They control the weave of magic itself, keeping the power only for themselves. But united, our collective inner light can break their monopoly!”

Tana raised her hands, the air swirling with crimson tendrils of magic. Other witches and wizards followed suit, channeling their cosmic energies. The square glowed with a kaleidoscope of supernatural might.

“With our magic combined, we will reweave the enchantments of the world into a fairer pattern!” Tana proclaimed. “Where all beings share in magical abundance, not just the warlocks in their gilded mountain towers. No longer will they decide who gets blessings and who gets curses. The mystical threads of fate will be ours to collectively shape, for the good of all!”

The villagers cheered, joining their magic into brilliant bindings of solidarity and change. Together their spellcraft shook the foundations of the warlocks’ ancient order. A new age was dawning.

Starshader , to memes in "I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

You have to step up your game.

LEONHART , to memes in It's so distracting 😖

The worst is not knowing if you’ll be able to collect the chest after the cutscene, or if the game will auto-teleport you to a boss fight or different area and cut you off from the treasure permanently.

dedido , to ukcasual in First Day in the UK, tested the most casual thing I could think about. Your English Breakfast is awesome!

Needs more

MonkderZweite , to ukcasual in First Day in the UK, tested the most casual thing I could think about. Your English Breakfast is awesome!

I foresee heartburn and congestion in the pipeline for your future.

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