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BigHungryChicken , to memes in How much do I need to tip?
@BigHungryChicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh god not a nazi Uber driver

shpit ,

Gets gently carried into the showers

ubermeisters , to memes in Ball mill them first, for best results
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

You want to do what to the bones with your balls?

Tb0n3 , to memes in Ball mill them first, for best results

You keep talking but never do anything.

Track_Shovel OP ,

So what you’re saying is I’m all chatter, no splatter?

Johanno ,

If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts

bi_tux ,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

I mean how am I supposed to capture a flying jet?

Johanno ,

There are ways XD

knorke3 ,

may i introduce to you: handheld guided surface-to-air missiles

CADmonkey ,

A hobby drone carrying a few feet of steel cable flown into the engine intakes as it takes off or lands?

Flaky , to memes in The conservatives are worried about crossdressers and this exists... SMDH
@Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

I read that as “crosswords” and I was going to ask if some crossword drama happened.

Track_Shovel OP , to memes in Ball mill them first, for best results

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

You're sending really mixed signals.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

demonquark ,

Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?

ArcticLynx ,

plastic is unhealthy to eat

mexicancartel ,

Better than eating plastic

knorke3 ,

but the rich are made out of plastic, no?

rockSlayer ,

The meat might be tender, but if they’re US billionaires they’ll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol

Gamey ,

Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!

huge_clock ,

Eat the rich -> you be one the next richest -> get eaten

ubermeisters ,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

It’s calcium phosphate still right not just phosphorus?

Track_Shovel OP , (edited )

Yeah, but it eventually becomes bioavailable

ubermeisters ,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

This is like saying PLA is biodegradable lmao

Track_Shovel OP ,

K

ubermeisters ,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

L

Track_Shovel OP ,

Really though. The article I link to shows it’s uptake in plants and improvement in soil available P

ubermeisters , (edited )
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Nobody actually cares though SatansMaggotyCumFart may care, but I dont, you do realize that… you’re trying to make some point but this is a fucking meme community dude…

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I care.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Thank you, Satan’s maggoty cum farts!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What piece of equipment is that track shovel for?

ubermeisters ,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

i think you were supposed to say your username in there somehow, the rest of us are all doing it

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Dude, why would you say that?

This is a fucking meme community.

ubermeisters ,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Ladies and gentlemen, the esteemed SatansMaggoryCumFart has spoken!!!

Track_Shovel OP ,

A dozer, I suppose, if I had to pick.

I used mine for digging. Lots. Lots and lots of digging. I put the entire rodentia order to shame

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m just over here, doing my thing. Talking about soil amendments and living my life.

You don’t have to comment if you find my stuff boring. In the meantime, I’ll keep on doing what suits me; educating people like @satansmaggotycumfart below for instance

SkybreakerEngineer ,

And it grows saplings instantly

Gamey ,

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

CADmonkey ,

All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

The_Eminent_Bon , to memes in Ball mill them first, for best results

*biodegradeble ecofriendly natural halloween decoration

ZILtoid1991 , to memes in The conservatives are worried about crossdressers and this exists... SMDH
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

There's a cure for pedophilia. Here's where they do it.

MelastSB ,

Oh I see, it’s not the specs: it’s what it eats

wildbus8979 , (edited ) to memes in The conservatives are worried about crossdressers and this exists... SMDH

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband too, Bombi out to get everybody out there!

reagansrottencorpse , to memes in "I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

The people of the village gathered in the town square, a murmur of worried voices rising. Since the warlocks of the Great Mountain had stopped providing magical aid and blessings, the townspeople’s lives had gotten steadily worse. Crops were failing, diseases spreading, monsters encroaching from the hills.

“We cannot rely on the mountain warlocks’ charity any longer!” shouted Tana, an elder witch of the village. “For too long their magical bounty has come with steep prices - our sovereignty, our resources, our dignity. No more!”

The crowd cheered, magic crackling in the air from their hands.

“The warlocks hoard arcane knowledge that is our birthright!” Tana continued. “They control the weave of magic itself, keeping the power only for themselves. But united, our collective inner light can break their monopoly!”

Tana raised her hands, the air swirling with crimson tendrils of magic. Other witches and wizards followed suit, channeling their cosmic energies. The square glowed with a kaleidoscope of supernatural might.

“With our magic combined, we will reweave the enchantments of the world into a fairer pattern!” Tana proclaimed. “Where all beings share in magical abundance, not just the warlocks in their gilded mountain towers. No longer will they decide who gets blessings and who gets curses. The mystical threads of fate will be ours to collectively shape, for the good of all!”

The villagers cheered, joining their magic into brilliant bindings of solidarity and change. Together their spellcraft shook the foundations of the warlocks’ ancient order. A new age was dawning.

noisypine , to memes in "I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

Yeah, but the noodles are made of sliced silicone and the tomato sauce is red paint. It looks good from a far, but it’s actually wrong.

Hadriscus , to memes in "I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

it composes sentences in a nonstick pan ?

Kittenstix ,

That looks like cast iron, i have never been able to get my cast completely nonstick, and I have 2 100 year old pans that are smooth as glass. I’ve tried reseasoning them 3 or 4 times, each time doing it in ways r/castiron said I was supposed to, but I do love those pans, glad they work with induction.

Hadriscus ,

wow, 100 yo pans. They must look cool

jackie_jormp_jomp ,

I bet they look like pans

Starshader , to memes in "I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

You have to step up your game.

Ataraxia , to memes in "I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

Is something wrong with how I write? Because that’s how I write when I’m explaining something. I would rather sou d informative than conversational. Never understood the aversion to passive voice either.

pinkdrunkenelephants , to memes in "I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

People could just learn how to write more eloquently but asking anybody to do anything is just asking too much these days.

alfenstein ,

You can ask me to do something if you like

AndrasKrigare , to memes in "I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

Bing:

Say an ordinary sentence

Sure! Here’s an ordinary sentence: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.” 🦊🐶

strawberry ,
@strawberry@artemis.camp avatar

how do u do the indented thing

SwiggitySwole ,

Add a > to the start of your line

Like this

>Like this

Also you can add a \ before the > to make it not indent

strawberry ,
@strawberry@artemis.camp avatar

nice

>ty

mexicancartel ,

If you use some clients like jerboa, you can just view source

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