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wowwoweowza , to memes in AAAAAHHH! *Listens carefully*

Love it! Is this part of the stock images trend? Or should I know this dude?

rockSlayer ,

This is from the best god damn music video ever.

AndrasKrigare ,
Ulvain , to memes in It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good

Invest in pumpkin futures and sell soon

🤲💎

gravitas_deficiency , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?
ComradeChairmanKGB , to memes in That's not a wand, Harry...
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Dumbledore = catholic Gandalf

stolid_agnostic , to memes in oof

Try $20 of disappointing CD.

shiveyarbles , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

Meta meme!! Kermit is always a win

Banana , to memes in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

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  • Saganastic ,

    The joke is that the shrimp fried the rice, rather than the shrimp being in the fried rice. Because the dish is called "shrimp fried rice".

    TragicNotCute ,
    @TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

    I love it more each time I watch.

    AHHHhhhhhh

    rotopenguin ,
    @rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

    It’s the third man.

    rsl12 ,

    Shrimp fried rice–subject verb object

    lugal , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

    Meta

    dan1101 , to memes in Another Holodeck meme. Those poor, violated dinosaurs nuggies

    Innocent holodeck maintenance staff: “Why are there so many Counselor Troi scenarios on here? Who wants to simulate a counselor?”

    Track_Shovel OP ,
    SuiXi3D , to memes in Every moment. I Live. Is Agony! *Violent wretching*
    @SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

    GOTTA BE CAREFUL CRANKIN’ YOUR HOG, AROOOO!!

    Poppa_Mo , to memes in Your wildest fantasies come true in the holodeck

    This would be bad for me. Why the fuck would you ever want to leave your own ideal utopia?

    Diabolo96 ,

    It would be like drugs. The dealers won’t consume but they’ll make you pay the highest price to satisfy that urge. The urge of living a perfect life. You’ll save years of money for juste a few weeks in utopia. Loving and loved, happy and care free.

    Wogi ,

    Because it gets boring after a while. You start itching for real adventure.

    It’s the entire reason Starfleet exists. It’s a bunch of holodeck junkies who’ve burned themselves out on fictional fantasy, now they have to go around the universe looking for the most dangerous shit imaginable just to feel alive.

    These guys have burned through two hundred years of fiction in the holodeck, which is why you see them going through stories that hit public domain 40 years ago to us

    It’s why no one was really phased by Tasha’s death, except for maybe Data and he basically lives in a holodeck simulation.

    They beam down to planets completely unprotected and nearly die every week! Send a scouting party first? What, and let them have all the fun? Hell no send the senior officers, they’ve been at this long enough they deserve a good death.

    Worf gets his ass handed to him time and time again, not because they’re good at fighting, but because it’s more challenging to lose first.

    At one point everyone gets their memories wiped and Worf talks his way in to being Captain. I’m convinced what actually happened was everyone was bored that week and they all just played ‘yes and’ until it got interesting.

    Because the holodeck has spoiled their sense of adventure

    trailing9 , to memes in Look, a keystone species

    So all the clever squirrels die of malnutrition?

    Makes me wonder which mechanism has limited human intelligence.

    explodicle ,

    Death in childbirth because human heads are enormous?

    Squirrel , to memes in Look, a keystone species
    @Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

    That was the goal all along.

    scytale , to memes in oof

    When people who didn’t like rock/metal bought an Extreme album because they thought all the songs were like More Than Words.

    BruceTwarzen ,

    I'll never forget walking into a record store, looking at a cannibal corpse album. The guy working there looked at me and said if i want the album for free. I was a teen with like 9 dollars to my name so i said of course, thank you. When i asked why he said: because it FUCKING SUCKS.

    teamevil ,

    Fuck off…Butchered at Birth fixed all the shitty alternative albums with one hit. Fuck off Letters to Cleo

    Peaty ,

    While the shred guitar nerds were wondering what the fuck Nuno Bettancourt was playing with that track.

    Alue42 , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

    I have never heard of the flowbee, but now that I've seen it I can only think of this

    200ok ,

    It really does suck

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