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pipows , to linuxmemes in Love me some arbitrary executed code /s (Plasmoids are not themes)
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

Yes, customizing as they want

Ihust need to configure. I just need to configure. Configure, configure configure

(this is me)

Dreizehn , to cat in Nori enjoying the warmth of the roof now that summer is here!
@Dreizehn@kbin.social avatar

Nori = Seaweed in Japanese.

Sunny OP ,

Exactly why we chose the name haha, we both love Ramen so much!

Chadsalot , to cat in Nori enjoying the warmth of the roof now that summer is here!

What a comfy baby 😍

crispy_kilt , to cat in Nori enjoying the warmth of the roof now that summer is here!

Cat.

No_Change_Just_Money , to lemmyshitpost in Positive

Ducking autocorrect

some_guy , to cat in Nori enjoying the warmth of the roof now that summer is here!

I think summer starts in June, but still very cute and I’m happy for kitty to have nice warm tiles. Bonus points for being able to surveil everyone from on-high.

Sunny OP ,

Had 26 degrees celsius here this week, for being Scandinavia that definitely counts as summer 😅

LaserTurboShark69 , to lemmyshitpost in Positive

I still keep thinking about the time right before the pandemic when I was at the grocery store and the cashier guy said “I don’t know about this whole Corvid 14 thing”

Track_Shovel OP ,

No, you’re kidding…

LaserTurboShark69 ,

It was such a funny thing to say that I thought he must have been kidding but you could tell he definitely wasn’t

gravitas_deficiency ,

Yeah, thinking back, those first few months of the ‘Rona era were super fucking weird for a lot of reasons

Scubus , to lemmyshitpost in Positive

But here’s the thing, you said jackdaw

Track_Shovel OP ,

Uff. I don’t miss comments like this

Scubus ,

Yeah, surprised it’s doing well.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Positive
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Crows talk nothing but shit.

All I ever hear 'em saying is “caca.”

bolexforsoup , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Positive

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gregorum , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

Me in appliances

🤑🤑🤑🤑

StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

Me in online orders (I do everything): 💪

NinePeedles , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

Comma vs hyphen

PP_BOY_ , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Home Depot will hire only the ugliest, most beer-bellied men and literal 10/10 college girls. There are no in-betweens. Go to your local Home Depot and look.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

This does not apply where I am. May be your store or regional manager influence.

surewhynotlem ,

Sounds like your store’s manager is a pervert. Time to call corporate.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Mine definitely is. The store is full of bears.

xx3rawr ,

Except that they’re literal bears

Entropywins ,

Would you rather be stuck on a home depot with a bear or…

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

Sounds like an OSHA violation

boatsnhos931 ,

Nicceee

Melkath , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

In fairness, when my scrawny ass was working refunds and continually hauling water heaters from the front entrance to the compactor in the far back, it was garden that was full of jacked dudes who helped me every once in a while.

ChicoSuave ,

Garden and lumber had the best forklift drivers. Building materials and hardware had the jacked dudes from lifting bullshit weight all day.

holycrap , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

This really feels like an ad

can ,

That’s what they said about Seinfeld

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