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MentalEdge , 3 months ago to risa in Writers telegraphing their fetishes

Trio?

I only remember there being one ship’s councillor.

sgibson5150 OP , 3 months ago

I caught it before I submitted the post but I figured you guys would better appreciate the low effort correction. 😆

Elkenders , 3 months ago

Ménage à Troi

Kolanaki , 3 months ago to risa in Writers telegraphing their fetishes

Ménage Trio

directive0 , 3 months ago to risa in Writers telegraphing their fetishes

When they made it a major part of nemesis I was so annoyed.

sgibson5150 OP , 3 months ago

What a depressing movie. I didn’t like any of the TNG movies but that one’s the worst.

RudeOnTuesdays , 3 months ago

Anytime something like that is on the screen, I assume that Rick Berman was directly involved.

ArtVandelay , 3 months ago

I like first contact. The others were snore, but Nemesis was the worst.

zabadoh , 3 months ago to coffee in How do you store your grounded coffee?

I keep my old coffee bags with the little plastic vent thing in them, and use those to store my brewing grounds for the week.

I can’t deal with grinding fresh every day.

Sunny OP , 3 months ago

Yeah same here, currently grind only every other day - which still feels a lot hehe. Totally get that “keep it as fresh as possible”, but I dont have the time in the mornings to go through the full process, so gotta cut the corners some places :P

gapedanus , 3 months ago to risa in Writers telegraphing their fetishes

snifferip.com/2My11

ThunderWhiskers , 3 months ago to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

Back in the early 2000s (when Apple Minis were introduced) there was a rare system error that you could get that ended in a wall of script/code. What has stuck with me to this day was the screen ended on the line “panic: we are hanging here”.

Never did puzzle that out.

30p87 , 3 months ago

So the apple devs apparently also use “we are here 123”, “reached x”, “lol”, “lmao” and “penislol” as break points, just in production lol

FartsWithAnAccent , 3 months ago

I'm a little sad some of those didn't manage to slip through and make it out of prod lol

Gutek8134 , 3 months ago

Panic is a function Unix (or Linux?) kernel calls when it can’t handle an error

wreckedcarzz , 3 months ago

Afaik it’s the “bsod” of *nix systems

Flyswat , 3 months ago to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

Shhh don’t tell them about the zombies

dan1101 , 3 months ago to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

What the fsck?

then_three_more , 3 months ago

Just Linux errors.

lord_ryvan , 2 months ago

It’s likely referring to the child process

Trigger2_2000 , 3 months ago to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

Had one application that would (somethings) give the message: Hey baby, you’re an object.

Some users where not amused.

bigkahuna1986 , 3 months ago to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

henfredemars , 3 months ago to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

Worse sacrifices have been made in the face of a deadline.

Crack0n7uesday , 3 months ago to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

Windows just calls them dependants.

jsomae , 3 months ago to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

I laugh because this is funny but then I think, oh god what if she’s serious and now there’s going to be a twitter campaign to remove satanic language in tech.

HumanPerson , 3 months ago

Oh please, I don’t need Satan as an excuse to sacrifice children.

wreckedcarzz , 3 months ago

This is someone I can get behind!

far_university1990 , 3 months ago

Better do pull out gun

kameecoding , 3 months ago

we will just rename them to orphans and then all of a sudden they won’t give a fuck.

frezik , 3 months ago to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

<span style="color:#323232;">BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">write it, print the hex while each watches,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    reverse its length, write again;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
</span><span style="color:#323232;">sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    values aside, each one;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        die sheep! die to reverse the system
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        you accept (reject, respect);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">next step,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    do it ("as they say").
</span><span style="color:#323232;">do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
</span><span style="color:#323232;">return last victim; package body;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    wait, wait until time;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    wait until next year, next decade;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        sleep, sleep, die yourself,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        die at last
</span>

GasMaskedLunatic , 3 months ago to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

We’ve been programming YOU all along.