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PatFussy , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me

Your mom never loved you

Desistance , to lemmyshitpost in Putting the pop in popcorn chicken
@Desistance@lemmy.world avatar

It’s Popeyes, that was never in question.

MrNesser , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me

Its nice that you tried

Spendrill , to lemmyshitpost in Looks

What if the gut biome is secretly controlling the brain? What then, huh?

RememberTheApollo_ , to lemmyshitpost in Looks

Kinda answered the question with the statement. The thing doing the controlling has a preference for how things look.

PriorityMotif , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me
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Thrifting used to be fun Now everyone thinks they’re a flipper and goodwill and other places have jacked up their prices to unreasonable levels.

BleatingZombie ,

Not to mention the fact that it’s (sort-of) taking materials that were attempted to be destined for the less fortunate

RecitalMatchbox ,

In ny area it’s in reverse: there’s no supply shortage but it’s much more socially acceptable to buy second hand clothes. The stigma on thrifting is way less.

fl42v , to memes in Bring em back

Huh, no wonder anyone’s so damn useless 🤣

MrJameGumb , to memes in Bring em back
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Ninja is not an obsolete job! They’ve just become so stealthy and cunning that no one realizes they’re still around 🥷🫥

Icalasari ,

Ignoring the joke, it is actually obsolete. The last ninja family refuses to name a successor, pass on certain techniqies, etc. so technically, no more official ninja

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know… That sounds like just the sort of thing an ancient ninja clan would want you to think…

Klear ,

They’ll change their minds one a skilled but arrogant youth appears on their doorstep. They will, of course, be later killed by his nemesis, but not before transfering their legacy onto him.

nebula42 ,

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  • TexMexBazooka ,

    Well yeah That’s what he said

    Donkter ,

    Well that sucks. If there are never goin to be ninjas again the least the family could do is write down all the secret techniques for histories sake.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    How’s Splinter supposed to teach his turtle boys now? We’re just about getting to the good mutagen technologies!

    Crashumbc ,

    Only a wannabe fake would claim to be a “ninja” !

    Come on that’s like talking about fight club…

    FiskFisk33 ,

    That’s what they want you to believe.

    RatBin ,

    They stll work today, protecting sports memorabilia. They are the ninja baseball batman.

    Monster96 , to memes in Bring em back

    Them: You’re a ninja? I didn’t realize you all still existed. You: Thank you

    FreshLight , to memes in Bring em back

    Well fuck. I’m a useful man…

    Looks like that’s useless :/

    mp3 ,
    @mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

    You were simply transformed into a handyperson.

    bstix ,

    It wasn’t the same as a handyman. The title “useful man” was for a servant who’d never actually serve the master.

    Today it’d be a “runner” or some kind of “assistant to the assistant”

    mp3 ,
    @mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

    TIL, thanks.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    A Go-fer

    Instigate ,

    Holy shit, is this why lowly assistants are colloquially called gophers?!? I never drew the connection. Sometime we just take weird words or phrases for granted without thinking about their etymology.

    weeeeum , to lemmyshitpost in Looks

    We are wet computers

    chtk , to memes in Bring em back
    @chtk@feddit.nl avatar

    I would have been great as a garden hermit.

    MacNCheezus ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    I’m already halfway there, I’m just lacking the garden

    Hux , to memes in Bring em back

    If you’re a dude who hunts handsy priests using ninjitsu, I’d consider you a useful man…

    Lepsea , to lemmyshitpost in Looks

    The nerve of this guy

    jj4211 , to lemmyshitpost in Looks

    Hmmm, when you get down to it, we look like the flying spaghetti monster. Guess we are made in his image.

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