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incompetentboob , to memes in Do yourself a favor

Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

You like pineapple on pizza.

You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin

You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

incompetentboob ,

Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.

saltesc ,

I hope it’s not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.

Tyfud ,

That’s just one fact though. I’m pretty sure they debunked the no echo bit.

mindbleach ,

All we know is, he’s incompetentboob.

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?

Also. What duck?

SeeMinusMinus ,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

TheFriar ,

Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

JoYo ,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.

Sombyr ,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar
Gestrid ,

That’s an oddly specific video, and I enjoyed every second of it. XD

Track_Shovel OP , to memes in Do yourself a favor

‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw’ said no one ever.

Late2TheParty ,
@Late2TheParty@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck! I fucking love coleslaw!

Hahahahhaha Seriously, though. I’ll take your portions.

NightAuthor ,

Church’s chicken makes the coleslaw of my people

Maeve ,

Not true! But that’s not proper slaw.

dmention7 ,

‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw Track_Shovel’ said no one ever.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Accurate

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dude, you gotta come south! Even the bad slaw here is edible, unless it’s made by damn yankees that moved here.

Like, maybe you wouldn’t like it, but slaw varies so much by recipe and by ingredients quality that it never surprises me that someone hates it until they try a different version, but still hates the original version they thought of as slaw.

Like, even KFC slaw, which is mid tier at best, I can just skip the damn chicken and have that. And that ain’t good slaw.

Like, damn. You get some nice, peppery cabbage, shred it fine and do more than add mayo, and you’ll be at edible for sure. Maybe not something you get seconds of, but it’s okay enough.

I fucking love some fucking slaw. Cole slaw is pretty much my favorite slaw, but there’s vinegar slaws too, and even yogurt slaws. And damn, you get some bbq slaw, all vinegary and with plenty of red pepper in it, there isn’t anything better on pit smoked bbq. Like, damn! Whether it’s on the bun with it, or as a side with a bbq plate, it cuts through the fats as a palate cleanser, and still manages to be worth eating on its own.

And some yogurt slaw? Fuck me running! It’s more like a fruit salad with a lot of cabbage added tbh, but it works. Carrots, raisins, and finely sliced apples, some salt and pepper. You’ll slap yo mama.

Oh! And you get some fucking prime-ass cole slaw, you grab a biscuit, you slap some fried chicken on that motherfucker and top it with slaw. Gods damn, boys, that’s the fucking lunch if champions right there!

I am fucking enthusiast about slaw.

BorgDrone ,

I made this a while back for a BBQ and everyone loved it, it was gone in no time.

db2 , to memes in Do yourself a favor

Tell me you’re basic without telling me you’re basic

saltesc ,

My pH is ~7.4

GissaMittJobb ,
some_designer_dude , to memes in Bye, Felicia

This is just an old-school rocker / bouncer, no? It looks like it’s meant to “float” the child like a one-sided sea-saw?

I guess if you pulled it all the way down and released, it could slightly yeet the child, but there are absolutely better contraptions if going for distance

Track_Shovel OP ,

Yeah it is, it’s just funny with the caption

kaklerbitmap , to memes in Bye, Felicia
@kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world avatar

Bratapult

HerrKai , to memes in Bye, Felicia
@HerrKai@feddit.de avatar

Brand new sentence!

30p87 , (edited ) to memes in Rocket, 1914

Especially in the US. First of all because they exist there, I haven’t seen one in Germany, and second because guns.

sploosh , to memes in Unbothered

Lae’zel?

Zerush , to memes in Bye, Felicia
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

On the other side of the room

https://file.coffee/u/VQE_dScdDsPAfDfPfvCkN.jpg

LaunchesKayaks , to memes in Rocket, 1914
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I got jumped by 3 raccoons a few months ago. Had to get rabies shots.

N0body , to memes in Bye, Felicia

Terrible parenting. If you’re going to go to the trouble of yeeting your baby at least do it properly with a baby trebuchet.

infinull ,

Seriously, you could yeet it at least 300m that way, maybe more since they’re less than 90kg.

radioactiveradio , to memes in Bye, Felicia

Woudn’t having a spring under it be more efficient than a weird bent strap? I can’t imagine it would launch the baby too far.

SpaceNoodle ,

They didn’t have such advanced spring technology back then.

It’s still inferior to the medieval baby trebuchet.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Yeah but the baby trebuchet is how we got all this stork nonsense, we can’t go back to random babies dropping from the clouds.

Track_Shovel OP ,

random babies dropping from clouds is no way to form a government!

ArcaneSlime ,

Weird bent strap is called a “leaf spring.”

radioactiveradio ,

Ah, thanks for the knowledge! Is it stronger than a twisty spring?

ArcaneSlime ,

Eh they make em of all varying sizes and strengths, just kind of a “use the right one for the job” situation I think.

radioactiveradio ,

Ah yes, you can choose to throw the baby into dad’s arms or out of the window.

ArcaneSlime ,

Well I meant more like “eject a spent shell casing” or “suspension in your whole ass car,” but yeah lol.

CarbonIceDragon , to memes in Rocket, 1914
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Whatever happens, the raccoon has got, The Maxim Gun, and you have not.

BattleBeetle ,

The raccoon also doesn’t have a second machinegunner to carry his ammo, so the chance is probably still zero

Cap , to memes in Bye, Felicia
@Cap@kbin.social avatar

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

radioactiveradio ,

Well, the stars are saying this is the right way. And they can’t be wrong.

BoiLudens , to memes in Rocket, 1914

Rocket has been alive for quite some time

explodicle ,

He probably traveled at near light speed

EmpathicVagrant ,

His assignments extend his lifespan to over nine centuries, he seen some shit.

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