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Kolanaki , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Zen

Phones have definitely not gotten rid of mind shattering, other-worldly dumps that take all your concentration and make you take your shirt off after eating a big, greasy and/or spicy meal.

lemmyman , 4 months ago

Hey man are you OK?

Kolanaki , 4 months ago

I will be once I get off the toilet.

Khrux , 4 months ago

Two hours on it and still going strong.

BarrelAgedBoredom , 4 months ago

Can confirm. I’ve been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty

BonesOfTheMoon , 4 months ago

Glycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.

AlligatorBlizzard , 4 months ago

And eating enough fiber to prevent it. Or metamucil, I guess.

BonesOfTheMoon , 4 months ago

I’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.

Rodeo , 4 months ago

Gulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That’s if I haven’t had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things.

It’s gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.

BonesOfTheMoon , 4 months ago

I don’t enjoy it, but unfortunately I’m on a medication that makes it necessary sometimes, and I do the olive oil trick too. Sometimes you just have to get it out from below.

Swedneck , 4 months ago

my brother in christ eat more fibre, just get some psyllium husk if that’s what it takes

Kolanaki , 4 months ago

I experience this more from diarrhea stomach cramps, not constipation. Or just the capsaicin from super spicy food burning my asshole on the way out.

CptEnder , 4 months ago

God I do love that burn afterwards. Feels like defeating an IRL boss

KammicRelief , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Zen

Read this while wiping.

strawberry , 4 months ago

read this while shitting

alquicksilver , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in There wolf. There castle.

Took me a second. I feel like this is a quality shitpost 😂

not_woody_shaw , 4 months ago

Too much quality for me. I’m not a swearwolf.

Fuck_u_spez_ , 4 months ago

And it didn’t even need jeans.

Lumidaub , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Remember to raise your pinky in polite company

when in doubt, pinky out ⭐

Sanctus , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Dune

Well I guess Idaho cause you gon’ catch me Duncan.

rustydomino , 4 months ago to memes in Invest in hwat?

Yup

perishthethought , 4 months ago

Yup.

Pistcow , 4 months ago

Mmhmm

watersnipje , 4 months ago

Mmm-hm.

InEnduringGrowStrong , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Zen

New in-bowl ad-screen market.

NegativeInf , 4 months ago

They already have a smart toilet to chemically analyze your piss. I’m feeling an inefficiency in the market.

FireRetardant , 4 months ago

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ&pp=ygUKU21h…

brbposting , 4 months ago

Any more with these actors?

EmpathicVagrant , 4 months ago to memes in Invest in hwat?

This made me laugh an inappropriate amount for what it is.

Jackcooper , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Dune

It’s the cheap cosplay guy making a big decision

fidodo , 4 months ago

You can trust him to always make the most horrifying one

Kolanaki , 4 months ago

All he has to do is bend over. Easiest cosplay ever.

Hawk , 4 months ago

ThatsTheJoke™

MrNesser , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Zen

They’re not wrong.

TheGrandNagus , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Dune

Duneussy got me acting up 🥵

PeriodicallyPedantic , 4 months ago

I believe it’s called the shai-hulussy

Stern , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Dune

Dunussy

victron , 4 months ago

Dunhole

hips_and_nips , 4 months ago

That’s the Shia-Hulussy.

DogPeePoo , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Dune

Spit on it

MissJinx , 4 months ago to memes in The test

just like dating crazy

dylanTheDeveloper , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Dune

Dune not the sandworm