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radioactiveradio , to memes in Pace, love, and taco grease

Is that Louis CK jr?

cyborganism , to memes in Never buy used air pods

When you listen to dubstep and that bass drops.

Misterbonger , to memes in Jabba the Slut

It could also be a preliminary design of Sid from Ice Age.

collegefurtrader , to memes in Never buy used air pods

Real talk, would that work?

TheSecurityNinja ,

You would definitely feel the bass

StalksEveryone ,
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it was alright, nokia did it better.

gibmiser , to memes in Never buy used air pods

Imagine being the girl in the background of this meme…

Holzkohlen ,

Now what?

StalksEveryone ,
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imagine noticing the desk wobbling randomly throughout class.

jimmydoreisalefty , to memes in I have several questions, actually

Similar to a horse, in the back.

TootSweet ,

Oh god. Is this the new “if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?”

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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If dogs pooped would they do it like this or like this?

Knusper , to memes in Never buy used air pods

The existence of subwoofer implies the existence of domwoofer… ?

rockerface ,

or superwoofer

although those are not mutually exclusive

Sacreblew , to memes in I have several questions, actually

How many sets of mammaries?

Godric , to memes in Never buy used air pods

They have Hans Neiman as spokesman.

Pinklink , to memes in I have several questions, actually

This question transcends gender and sexuality

Marketsupreme , to memes in I have several questions, actually

Yes

chemical_cutthroat , to memes in Never buy used air pods
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Chess players hate this one simple trick.

saltnotsugar , to memes in Pleas wait

Hey can you mark a porcelain figure of a woman and a chicken?
“Sure, old ladies love-“
Yeah but the chicken needs a gaping asshole.

CorrodedCranium ,
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A terrifying exhibit about what cloacas are

rotopenguin ,
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A titillating display of what cloacas are

Gabu ,

I’ll be honest, the audience for this one is very small.

Ozymandias1688 , to memes in Pleas wait

I was told that my great-grandma used to do exactly this, to check wether an egg was “in the pipeline”…

Knusper ,

We even have a regional word from that: “Entenklemmer”, which translates verbatim to “duck pincher”.

Some folks when leaving their ducks out of the enclosure, they’d check each duck for an egg in said pipeline. If there was one, they wouldn’t let that duck out, because well, they wanted that egg.

So, an Entenklemmer is a scrooge, someone going to great lengths to not miss out on even tiny profits.

craftyindividual ,

Knusper = crispy, yes?

teichflamme ,

Crispy would be knusprig.

Knusper could mean a couple of things.

It could be a conjugated form of the verb “knuspern”, which means eating something crispy.

Knusper itself is also used in an entirely different context to express that someone is weird or has mental problems. Then you could say someone is not knusper or “nicht ganz knusper”.

Knusper ,

It can also be onomatopoeia for eating something crispy. So, imagine a comic where a hamster is nibbling away at a cracker, then above that can be written:

Knusper Knusper

(basically Crunch Crunch)

But yeah, thanks for the rest of the explanation. I chose this username essentially at random when signing up here, but it’s been growing on me. Just a fun word in our language.

spauldo , to memes in I don't care that Goku and Frieza have been powering up for the last two weeks; you're not changing it on me

Back when I was a kid you would fight over the vice-grips you used to turn the shaft where the missing channel knob was supposed to be. The vice grips doubling as a makeshift cosh was integral to the conflict.

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