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collegefurtrader , to memes in Never buy used air pods

Real talk, would that work?

TheSecurityNinja ,

You would definitely feel the bass

StalksEveryone ,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

it was alright, nokia did it better.

gibmiser , to memes in Never buy used air pods

Imagine being the girl in the background of this meme…

Holzkohlen ,

Now what?

StalksEveryone ,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

imagine noticing the desk wobbling randomly throughout class.

jimmydoreisalefty , to memes in I have several questions, actually

Similar to a horse, in the back.

TootSweet ,

Oh god. Is this the new “if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?”

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

If dogs pooped would they do it like this or like this?

Knusper , to memes in Never buy used air pods

The existence of subwoofer implies the existence of domwoofer… ?

rockerface ,

or superwoofer

although those are not mutually exclusive

Sacreblew , to memes in I have several questions, actually

How many sets of mammaries?

Godric , to memes in Never buy used air pods

They have Hans Neiman as spokesman.

Pinklink , to memes in I have several questions, actually

This question transcends gender and sexuality

Marketsupreme , to memes in I have several questions, actually

Yes

chemical_cutthroat , to memes in Never buy used air pods
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Chess players hate this one simple trick.

saltnotsugar , to memes in Pleas wait

Hey can you mark a porcelain figure of a woman and a chicken?
“Sure, old ladies love-“
Yeah but the chicken needs a gaping asshole.

CorrodedCranium ,
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

A terrifying exhibit about what cloacas are

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

A titillating display of what cloacas are

Gabu ,

I’ll be honest, the audience for this one is very small.

Ozymandias1688 , to memes in Pleas wait

I was told that my great-grandma used to do exactly this, to check wether an egg was “in the pipeline”…

Knusper ,

We even have a regional word from that: “Entenklemmer”, which translates verbatim to “duck pincher”.

Some folks when leaving their ducks out of the enclosure, they’d check each duck for an egg in said pipeline. If there was one, they wouldn’t let that duck out, because well, they wanted that egg.

So, an Entenklemmer is a scrooge, someone going to great lengths to not miss out on even tiny profits.

craftyindividual ,

Knusper = crispy, yes?

teichflamme ,

Crispy would be knusprig.

Knusper could mean a couple of things.

It could be a conjugated form of the verb “knuspern”, which means eating something crispy.

Knusper itself is also used in an entirely different context to express that someone is weird or has mental problems. Then you could say someone is not knusper or “nicht ganz knusper”.

Knusper ,

It can also be onomatopoeia for eating something crispy. So, imagine a comic where a hamster is nibbling away at a cracker, then above that can be written:

Knusper Knusper

(basically Crunch Crunch)

But yeah, thanks for the rest of the explanation. I chose this username essentially at random when signing up here, but it’s been growing on me. Just a fun word in our language.

spauldo , to memes in I don't care that Goku and Frieza have been powering up for the last two weeks; you're not changing it on me

Back when I was a kid you would fight over the vice-grips you used to turn the shaft where the missing channel knob was supposed to be. The vice grips doubling as a makeshift cosh was integral to the conflict.

_number8_ , to memes in I'm a raging introvert

hand to god, i’ve never understood the appeal of hanging out. oh you just sit around, except now you have to keep a conversation going?

i remember once in 4th grade my parents forced me to call another kid and schedule a playdate. it was agonizing

thorbot ,

Some people simply enjoy the company of others

I do not

SuckMyWang ,

Have you tried to not repeat the same word over and over again?

seitanic ,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

When I used to hang out, we would watch movies or play video games. I mean, we’d chat, too, but it wasn’t like a long conversation, usually.

pfannkuchen_gesicht ,

with the right people the conversation just flows effortlessly and with others you just do activities together.

SnowBunting ,

This. There are some coworkers I really can’t just chat with. Then there ar some we just hit it off and we can chat for hours.

craftyindividual , to memes in Eruption also works... 🌋

Eddie Van Colon!

pigup , to memes in I'm a raging introvert
LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

It’s a good video that addresses a lot of misconceptions. I do believe I’m an introvert, but I also see a lot of people greatly misunderstanding introversion/extroversion.

One part of the video that really hit home for me is the part where he talks about having a purpose. I can speak in front of large crowds because I’m there with a defined purpose, whereas I’ve never gotten used to small talk. This became really obvious back when I was in a band. People would talk to me after the show at the table and assume I was the same person I was during our performance, whereas in a way that was just a role I played, but it was comfortable for me because I was there with a purpose. It’s not this alone that defines introversion/extroversion, but I feel like a lot of people could benefit from understanding this. It’s why most of the friends I make are centered around shared hobbies and interests.

I usually don’t click YouTube links, but this was good.

_number8_ ,

this shit is so fucking obnoxious. if ‘introvert’ basically functions as a preferred positive label for people with social anxiety [ie ‘special needs’ instead of the r-word], fine. people with social anxiety ARE VERY LIKELY to be introverts because anxiety causes you to exert excess energy. having social anxiety shouldn’t disqualify you from being an introvert, that makes no fucking sense.

also lol this dude has another video called ‘Stop Being A Low Value Man’. i rest my case

Omega_Haxors , (edited )

If you ever find yourself linking a video from a fascist grifter, you need to log off for a year and rethink your life.

EDIT: Oof I should have looked before posting. Healthygamer intentionally uses that kind of language to reach people who would otherwise/have already fallen into the fascist griftersphere. He’s very much not a part of that pipeline, quite the opposite actually.

pigup ,

He is a licensed therapist and a superb communicator. He is operating on the actual technical definitions of those words in psychology (not what people on the Internet feel they should mean). I don’t know the source of your anger or your need to sound opinionated in the Internet, but it seems to me that you might benefit from watching a few of his videos. Take care homie ✌️.

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