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MeatPilot , to memes in *Door slams. Tires squeal in distance*
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Phil Drabble, well-known as a naturalist who writes and broadcasts about the countryside, was born in a town on the edge of the industrial Black Country.

Despite his unpromising surroundings, he was fired by the same nostalgia for simple things and quiet places that lies deep in in most of us, whether we are town or country-bred.

As an only child, he wandered over the the spoil banks of worked-out coal mines, bird nesting and catching butterflies.

He caught newts in ‘swags’ - the mining subsidence pools - and enlivened breakfast by keeping them in a glass bowl on the dining-room table. Because he couldn’t escape to the country as much as he would have liked, he brought what he could of the countryside to him. He tamed rats and hedgehogs and squirrels and stoats. Later, a badger lived in the stable and came into the house - and he kept a weasel in his meatsafe.

This book tells the story of the animals and birds that he kept, and the fascinating facts they taught him. It also tells a story that might have happened to almost any of us - the story of a boy, fired by forces stronger than himself, which helped him to escape from urban life to eam his living doing pleasant things he’d always dreamed about.

JamesBean , to lemmyshitpost in Holes
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I mean, the show has him fully nude multiple times.

The man is all rectangle, no rec-dangle.

But that's okay. He can reproduce by budding.

cm0002 ,

Budding!

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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He’s also been shown to change his morphology at will so…he is the rec-dangle

TheBlue22 , to lemmyshitpost in Mmmm. thanks, Ohhbama

He’s about to dronestrike your hospital if you catch what I’m throwing

NoSpiritAnimal , to lemmyshitpost in Holes
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Give it the oooooold dick twist!

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Mmmm. thanks, Ohhbama
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I’m not going to kink shame. Whatever does it for you.

jabathekek ,
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it doesn’t have flared base though

FlyingSquid ,
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Like I said, whatever does it for you. Maybe you want Obama to stay up there.

NotSpez ,

“4 more years!”

Bizarroland ,
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Dad, why is the secret service here?

Don't worry about it son, there was a little mishap and your mom shat the president.

Next thing you know thanks to a series of unfortunate misunderstandings and accordimg to Amazon a "malfunctioning Alexa" we had to get the federal government involved.

FiniteLooper ,

Without a base, without a trace

GrammatonCleric ,
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WE PRESIDENT NOW

edinbruh , to memes in You fucking monsters

What about whole green olives?

BananaPeal , to memes in a real feel good story
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A love story for the ages.

thechadwick , to memes in a real feel good story

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5e0ddd3b-b069-49d4-a3d6-4fb8caa22145.jpeg

That cozy Christmas feeling of getting your every need taken care of by an adoring fan…

vivadanang ,

Bates was such perfect casting for this part.

hOrni ,

I haven’t watched it, and I’m afraid of Kathy Bates.

vivadanang ,

Read the book first, it’s worth it.

Blackmist , to memes in a real feel good story

You dirty bird.

Bizarroland , to memes in *Door slams. Tires squeal in distance*
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I have this book.

The only good thing about it is the title

Crackhappy ,
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I gotta ask. Why do you have this book?

McNomin ,

The title, obviously.

Bizarroland ,
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Literally. I saw the title, thought it was interesting, tried to read it, found out it was not interesting unless you're a boy scout or you really like the Foxfire series.

crandlecan ,

So … What’s it about??

Bizarroland ,
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From what I could gather before I had to give up it was a young boy's accounts of his investigations into woodland creatures

clif , to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

“you’re really good at this and enjoy it so let’s get you into middle management where you won’t do it anymore and will hate your life”

Yep.

punkwalrus ,
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“Field promotions” we used to call them. I have done the management thing, I was “okay” at it, but it wasn’t my passion.

kambusha ,

When I was studying for PMP, I remember there was even a term for this. Because you’re good at one thing, it was expected that you would be good at something else as well, not taking into consideration that managing people is completely different from the domain they were an expert on. Of course, sometimes it helps to have some previous domain knowledge to be able to lead a specific team, but that doesn’t mean it’s automatic.

What companies really need to realise is that there should be different promotion tracks, and some of them are individualistic, i.e. being promoted as an expert in their field, rather than being promoted to have to manage people.

Rootiest , to memes in You fucking monsters
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I’m the eyehole man!

paddirn , to lemmyshitpost in Mmmm. thanks, Ohhbama

“Oh!”Bama

kambusha , to memes in You fucking monsters

Fish: Olive you

AlijahTheMediocre , to memes in You fucking monsters

Sacrafices must be made for olives

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