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friendly_ghost , to memes in a real feel good story

You better start showing me a little more appreciation around here, Mr. Man!

vivadanang ,

YOU’RE A DIRTY BIRD!

AgentGrimstone , to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

I feel this. Just because I’m good at what I do doesn’t mean I’m leadership material. I’m too nice.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m at a spot where I’m headed towards technical leadership rather than managerial leadership.

I have a small team, and it’s up to me to use them to magnify my effectiveness with my work. It’s actually kind of a good spot, but I’m worried I’ll be asked to do more management stuff

NoSpiritAnimal ,
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Management is just making other people do your work 99% of the time. And it’s expected! I’ve run a few teams with good results and it’s always the easiest position in the group.

BirdyBoogleBop ,

Until two people hate eachother on your team. And act like children because of it. Never again.

NoSpiritAnimal ,
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Those are the employees designated for under-the-bus duty. Easy peezy.

lightnsfw ,

It’s only easy if the team is competent and motivated. I can literally hand some people on my team step by step instructions and they still come out wrong 50% of the time because they either think they know better (they don’t) or they’re just lazy. On top of that the HR policy here makes it take 6 months to replace a person and get us up to speed so if I get rid of the shittiest ones I’m still in a worse spot than I would be if I just deal with coaching them all the time. Working on jumping to a new role that isn’t a leadership position because I’m so tired of being responsible for other people’s performance.

Potatos_are_not_friends , to lemmyshitpost in Mmmm. thanks, Ohhbama

“Are you going to use it on your hoo ha?”

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psud , to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

I had this. I was a happy scrum master in an area that said scrum masters must not be managers - conflict between duties of the two

I moved to a different project and suddenly I’m a manager. Not even a pay rise.

At least I feel I’m good at it, though I favour scrum master methods for getting people to perform, rather than manager tools

sour , (edited ) to memes in *Door slams. Tires squeal in distance*
@sour@kbin.social avatar

inb4 people who like feet

PeriodicallyPedantic , to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

Managing people is absolutely NOT good for my career. MAYBE it’ll be good for my salary (but I doubt it at my current company).

Socsa ,

The problem is that you’ll fall off the technical curve eventually. It’s almost inevitable. Even if you read and study every day and keep up with every bit of technical meta, your brain will slowly turn to goo and you’ll find it hard to stay ahead of younger engineers purely on technical competence alone. At a certain point you need to develop some form of leadership skills so you can turn your experience into a multiplier.

PeriodicallyPedantic , (edited )

My hope is to stumble into some role that is common today but will be niche in the future, like cobolt devs today. I’ll be some kind of java streams expert in 30 years or something lol

Bene7rddso ,

How about Java 8?

aeronmelon , to risa in How are they tracking us?

Picard: “Robert, how’s the family?”

Robert: “Jean Luc, do you know what the Ferangi Commerce Authority is?”

Picard: “…I do.”

Robert: “They’ve been asking me about the warranty on my starship for a month now. I don’t even own a god-damned starship, Jean Luc!”

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to memes in I'm in danger.Png
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

We'll end up with a Star Trek style utopia after all the hardship, right?

Right?

EmpathicVagrant ,

After the bell riots.

ivanafterall ,
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Unless there's suddenly a growing homelessness problem in San Francisco as September 2024 approaches, I think we should be just fine.

EvolvedTurtle ,

Guys San Francisco is the 3rd most homeless per capita of all the largest us cities

Source: Wikipedia lol

Arelin ,

After the revolution perhaps

jol ,

Yes, but only for the 1%. We will stay on earth copveted in dust storms and fighting for clean water.

Bizarroland , to memes in *Door slams. Tires squeal in distance*
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I have this book.

The only good thing about it is the title

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I gotta ask. Why do you have this book?

McNomin ,

The title, obviously.

Bizarroland ,
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Literally. I saw the title, thought it was interesting, tried to read it, found out it was not interesting unless you're a boy scout or you really like the Foxfire series.

crandlecan ,

So … What’s it about??

Bizarroland ,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

From what I could gather before I had to give up it was a young boy's accounts of his investigations into woodland creatures

JamesBean , to lemmyshitpost in Holes
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I mean, the show has him fully nude multiple times.

The man is all rectangle, no rec-dangle.

But that's okay. He can reproduce by budding.

cm0002 ,

Budding!

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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He’s also been shown to change his morphology at will so…he is the rec-dangle

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Holes
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That’s why Jesus died a virgin! He had a bunch of holes in his dick and didn’t want to show it to anyone and this guy outed him!

sour ,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

of trypophobia ._.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Mmmm. thanks, Ohhbama
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not going to kink shame. Whatever does it for you.

jabathekek ,
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it doesn’t have flared base though

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Like I said, whatever does it for you. Maybe you want Obama to stay up there.

NotSpez ,

“4 more years!”

Bizarroland ,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

Dad, why is the secret service here?

Don't worry about it son, there was a little mishap and your mom shat the president.

Next thing you know thanks to a series of unfortunate misunderstandings and accordimg to Amazon a "malfunctioning Alexa" we had to get the federal government involved.

FiniteLooper ,

Without a base, without a trace

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

WE PRESIDENT NOW

018118055 , to risa in How are they tracking us?

There’s a random ship encounter like this in starfield.

repungnant_canary , to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

I strongly recommend Freakonomics episode 495 “Why Are There So Many Bad Bosses?” which discusses this exact issue. Great listen as well!

freakonomics.com/…/why-are-there-so-many-bad-boss…

WaxedWookie , to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

I’ve been avoiding people management for years - and about a year ago, I was apprached by a company I’ve worked with for an exec gig. Dream job that would have shot me forward 10+ years in my career.

I lost it because I haven’t managed people since I worked in retail. It’s held me back pretty seriously, and I understand now that it’s better me leading a team than most of the schmucks I’ve worked for.

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