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Izzgo , to internetfuneral in Methamphetamines

I like that the sign says "will" kill you, not "could".

WhatAmLemmy ,

If it said “could”, most people would think “probably not me, though”.

Izzgo ,

Exactly.

JoeKrogan , to cat in Noki is ready for his closeup
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Great photo 👏

MrZigZag , to lemmyshitpost in unsafe angles

"Call waiter" is also grade school "Pick me, I know the answer!"

OutlierBlue ,

You have to say “oohoohooh!” along with it.

001100010010 ,
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Omg I remember kids in middle school making that sound like they’re in a zoo. But then again, I did go to a school that felt like a zoo.

cRazi_man , to internetfuneral in Methamphetamines

Kill You with a capital “K”

alaxitoo , to internetfuneral in Methamphetamines

We call it “ice” in Australia 😝 random trivia

18_24_61_b_17_17_4 ,
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https://media.tenor.com/MhMFH9udkeMAAAAM/dog-bounty-hunter.gif

CarlsIII , to cat in Cola cat

Is Pupsi ok?

mrmhm , to lemmyshitpost in [Day 7] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

Give the bowl a beans a sail and let it roam the high seas

anewbeginning , to cat in Cola cat

That’s just a fat cat.

plistig ,

Feeding a cat that much / that wrong is literally animal abuse. What’s wrong with people?

HoagieBoy , to pics in [OC] The Train and The Moon
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“Spur” of the moment from the train? Ok Dad.

ClanOfTheOcho OP ,

Sorry, I don’t understand?

…

And just before posting this message, I got it. Nice one! I wish I could take credit for that.

wee_butterfly , to aww in kitty getting some quality sleep
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Too cute

18_24_61_b_17_17_4 , to pics in Fire Dancer From Puerto Vallarta [OC]
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Puerto Vallarta Mexico? Beautiful fucking city. Been there a few times and kinda considering moving there.

WatermelonCalves OP ,

Isn’t it? I absolutely love that city. Honestly could see myself settling there at some point in my life.

genoxidedev1 , to lemmyshitpost in unsafe angles
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As a German I would not even think of trying any of these except Rest or Call Waiter.

SeaJ ,

As an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I’m not dead.

kibiz0r ,

As a midwesterner, I never call a waiter because I don’t want to bother them.

shadowSprite ,

As an introvert with social anxiety I never call a waiter because I eat my food at home away from people like the rest of the losers

OutlierBlue ,

Yes, but not one time have they swung by to find you dead, so it’s obviously working.

SeaJ ,

I… I can’t find fault in that logic.

MisterEspinacas ,

“If you’re alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don’t order dessert and you’re not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren’t buying anything more!”

expatriado ,

sus username

genoxidedev1 ,
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Honestly, when I made the username I didn't really think that it would be taken into correlation. That's why there's "dev" at the end because I just wanted a cool username and combine it with my hobby.

Just a disclaimer because we also do not joke about what our ancestors did.

tweeks ,

Interesting hobby for a dev

genoxidedev1 ,
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I will never touch my keyboard ever again

001100010010 , to internetfuneral in Methamphetamines
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An actual funeral

pastermil ,

F

TheBat ,
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U

grysbok ,
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R

No_Eponym ,
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R

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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Y

lom ,

We really didn’t need this shitty trend from Reddit here…

radix ,
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Take a look at !ask_ouija then, you’ll love it!

Rai ,

uwu

orca , to internetfuneral in Armor for Sleep: What To Do When You Are Dead
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What a great album. I spun this one a ton back in the day. Pretty sure I still have a physical copy somewhere.

swankybones , to pics in Fire Dancer From Puerto Vallarta [OC]

It’s called a dragon staff. This photo is stunning, thank you for sharing.

WatermelonCalves OP , (edited )

Thank you! Dragon staff is such a cool name for that. The performance was just incredible.

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