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tacosanonymous , to lemmyshitpost in Accept it

The gift that keeps on giving.

djsaskdja , to memes in Can you hear this?

Why would a teacher tell you that?

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

My biggest issue with this format, it has to make up an opinion no one has in order to refute it.

Artemis , to memes in Can you hear this?

As a kid, I thought this was meant to test your sound system for the movie (aka lone CRT) and would blast it as loud as I could.

BaroqueInMind ,

Wait, it’s not for testing?

Crashumbc ,

It’s a marketing gimmick to make you want to go to theaters with proper sound.

TBF pre-THX many theaters had absolute shit sound, they threw a few speakers near the screen and called it a day.

ShaggySnacks , to lemmyshitpost in Moon caves.

Shudders I thought we would spare people from this horror.

CurlyWurlies4All , to lemmyshitpost in Or meet and cheese
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Turns out of you do this with a basic block of cheddar and cheap shaved ham, everyone still thinks you’re being fancy and compliments you on the cheese choice.

lengau ,

The real key is to get 3 different cheeses that look different. They don’t have to be fancy cheeses. They just have to be obviously different cheeses.

Likewise, get some salami and another meat.

XCraftMC ,

ground beef

AFKBRBChocolate , to cat in It didn’t eat it

No cat I’ve ever had would sit still for that

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Just because kitty didn’t get a snack doesn’t mean the butterfly lived.

Also… skepticism abounds…

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Maybe one of those orange that didn’t give a fuck would.

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Moon caves.

So that’s what Oumuamua is. A giant space dick.

General_Shenanigans , to funny in Prick

Civilization was a mistake

hark , to lemmyshitpost in Mind blown!
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

when you realize

time

Evil_Shrubbery , to lemmyshitpost in Mind blown!

Hahaha, keep your smug smiles 25 ad babies, you are next to hit 2ky!!

Hotzilla , to lemmyshitpost in Mind blown!

No no, you are wrong, people born in 2000’s are not yet adults, they are just teenagers. Lalalala … I can’t hear you … lalalala

Allero ,

I was born in 2000. And I’m coming for ya.

Seriously though, I’m already an MSc and living my own life for a while

0ops ,

I was born in 24. My back.

Iron_Lynx , to memes in But don't say it out loud

We’ve missed the exit for the third-best timeline that still involves That Guy: the one where Donnie bites the dust before the elections. Unless someone fills the guy’s plane with Anthrax or something like that, we’re still on track for locking in the USA as a failed state.

(the second best timeline with That Guy would be the one where he simply loses the election. The very best would be where the DOJ makes something stick against him & he’s disqualified before the elections.)

Iron_Lynx ,

Let’s also face it, if there’s a candidate that’s so divisive that someone looks at the massive security apparatus for people like him and still think it’s worth trying to assassinate him, that would be grounds - at least for me - to re-evaluate whether the candidate is the right guy.

InternetUser2012 ,

Having your own team trying to kill you says a lot too.

Breezy , to noncredibledefense in Please don't ban me for posting classified documents

This post reminded me of the saga of tanya the evil. Her and the company of soldiers used their trench shovels to smash heads in quite a few times.

Alpha71 , to pics in Natural Armor

I used to play baseball with these things back on the farm.

deegeese , to lemmyshitpost in Login in from /dev/null

I may also have a Spotify account I never used.

Kinda handy you can request a PW reset so long as you still have the email.

JATtho OP ,

I was going talk about /dev/null accounts (i.e. the accounts you have long long have forgotten you created) and steer the discussion on this. (But no, psytrance is much more interesting. /s)

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